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  • StreetPreacherLew
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    Forum Member
    • Mar 2008
    • 107

    #1

    Godless BRITONS!!!! ARRRGGH!!!

    I'm sure you've all heard about what they don't allow in Jolly Ol' Britain...that's right. They don't allow Christians preaching on the street.

    Cuz, you know, some Moo-slims might get their panties in a bunch.

    But THIS is allowed:

    Terrorists convert pre-teen British boys to iSlam on the street in broad daylight.

    There's a YooToob link in there somewhere, but it's pretty disturbing watching that boy willfully announcing his allegiance to Satan over a loudspeaker. Where were the boy's parents?!? Godless sodomites too busy playing their rusty trombones, probably.

    I sure am gonna miss England. You'd think they'd want to go to Heaven because that's where all the tea is. They're gonna get mighty thirsty burning in Hell.
  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #2
    Re: Godless BRITONS!!!! ARRRGGH!!!

    Originally posted by StreetPreacherLew View Post
    I'm sure you've all heard about what they don't allow in Jolly Ol' Britain...that's right. They don't allow Christians preaching on the street.

    Cuz, you know, some Moo-slims might get their panties in a bunch.

    But THIS is allowed:

    Terrorists convert pre-teen British boys to iSlam on the street in broad daylight.

    There's a YooToob link in there somewhere, but it's pretty disturbing watching that boy willfully announcing his allegiance to Satan over a loudspeaker. Where were the boy's parents?!? Godless sodomites too busy playing their rusty trombones, probably.

    I sure am gonna miss England. You'd think they'd want to go to Heaven because that's where all the tea is. They're gonna get mighty thirsty burning in Hell.
    It certainly is a messed-up place. That young boy was probably so stoned on the marijuana pipes that he thought the towelhead preacher was just a big talking ferret. No wonder he went along with what the hateful fanatic was spewing.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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