Michael Jackson's vendetta against the police

[Nobar King]

Sixty minutes hoped to get some ratings and ad dollars by letting Michael Jackson over-exaggerate about his treatment at the hands of the L.A. police.

Does anyone remember the result of the police abuse lawsuit? Of course not! There wasn't one!

Take some good advice from Michael Jackson: getting arrested is not fun. If you're a good boy and follow the Bible you won't get into the kinds of troubles that plagued Jackson.

[JoeJackson]

Re: Michael Jackson's vendetta against the police

I can tell you from experience, Michael was not an easy bruiser. A mark like that takes hours of beating to make happen on him. He was really a tough little SOB.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Michael Jackson's vendetta against the police

I know I could of bruised him with one hit. Heck, I could do it now!

[JoeJackson]

Re: Michael Jackson's vendetta against the police

I know I could of bruised him with one hit. Heck, I could do it now!

Now Mr. Hutchins, I do not know about that! Lord knows I tried. Maybe nowadays, you could because of the skin bleaching, I do not know. But when I had control of him, he was wirey.

Hehehe, a little cute family story for you. When Michael was a little boy, I'd came home late from a meeting with the background singers, I was a bit liquored up. Micheal was playing with himself so I got me a baseball bat. I swung and missed, he just glided back on his feet. That damn movement, combined with all the booze made me get motion sickness and I puked. Next day, when the boy was on his knees, cleaning the dried vomit, I told him "If you ever do that backassed Devil walk again, I'll hit you so hard you'll be on the moon (Jackie Gleason, remember him?)." Over the next few years, I caught him a few more times with the bat but the wacko moonwalking as we came to call it, saved his skinny ass from many a homers.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: Michael Jackson's vendetta against the police

I've been fighting against racist white police brutality versus innocent minority victims for years! Clearly Michael's civil rights were violated and those police officers should've been fired immediately. We need to institute a zero tolerance policy on police brutality.

I have lobbied several lawmakers to make it a felony abuse charge against a police officer if a victim has any marks on the body from the officer. I used the case of Frederico Lopez, who had a warrant out for his arrest for armed robbery and rape, who was fleeing from the cops on foot and ran out into a field. The cops gave chase. Mr. Lopez fell and skinned his knee really bad. He got up and a police officer was bearing down on him. Mr. Lopez received a fractured wrist when he threw a punch at the approaching officer.

Mr. Lopez's civil rights were violated. The skinned knee he suffered and the broken wrist were the fault of racist white cops. I fought hard for Mr. Lopez's release and the termination of the cops involved, but lost in court. It was a sad day for justice.

[JennyD]

Re: Michael Jackson's vendetta against the police

Now Mr. Hutchins, I do not know about that! Lord knows I tried. Maybe nowadays, you could because of the skin bleaching, I do not know. But when I had control of him, he was wirey.

<pathetic story about limp-wristed, Sodomy-enabling parenting skills>

You make me sick.

No wonder Michael turned out to be a Sodomite pervert, with a limp-wristed pansy like you for a father!

[JoeJackson]

Re: Michael Jackson's vendetta against the police

You make me sick.

No wonder Michael turned out to be a Sodomite pervert, with a limp-wristed pansy like you for a father!

Girl, you barely know me. Hehehe, usually takes a few days for me to make a woman sick!

Now listen here, I did the best I could. The Devil Quincy Jones got Micheal to sign a contract with him. There was nothing I could do. His body guards were bigger than mine. Micheal and I would be sitting on the couch, these guys would be going at it. Michaels' always won. That man Qunincy was the one everybody should be angry about, along with all those that pandered to his every wish. For example:

Elizabeth Taylor


Liza Minnelli


Her Husband, David Gest



What is a poor black man to do when faced by white folk?

[JoeJackson]

Michael Jackson Memorial Gifts

Just wanted to remind all the fine folks of Landover, I still got tickets to tomorrows big showmemorial. Half price and VIP parking for Landover True Christians. It is my way of giving back. There will be gift pavilions located throughout the event where you can purchase some fine memorabilia like:
the trademark glove ($35.00, $30.00 to folks from Landover)
the yid curly cue ($25.00, $23.00 to folks from Landover)
the bad ass hat ($95.00, $80.00 to folks from Landover)
And my personal favorite, the Michael Jackson "Stages of my Life" mask collection. Each mask is an accurate duplication (made from molds of his actual face) of MJ's facial appearance. These are true to life professional items, not dollar store knock-offs. Wear one of these and your friends will truly think they have seen a ghost. I've been wearing one from time to time over the last few days, the laughs I get a are priceless. Hehehe, my favorite was when I lay down on the table in the LA autopsy room. I shoved MJ back in the cooler, Jermaine (he is such a wuss) came in to see Michael. I sprung up and went boo! Hehehe, that boy went as white as MJ. I know this is what Micheal would of wanted, to see people laugh, I am doing my best to carry on his legacy. Now, being these here masks are so life like they even fooled a family member, they are not cheap at $950.00 a set ($875.00 for you folks). The original price was supposed to be much higher but I found some Chinky folks that could do it on the cheap. Apparently there was some Hasbro toy factory that got shut down last fall that was just sitting there.

Now, to purchase any of these items, simply use the Landover Pay Pal system (locate at the bottom of your screen). Being the money is coming in though Landover, we will automatically provide these fine items at the special price. And, if you act now and but them all, you may take an additional 10% off your order. Please, do not forget to include S&H.