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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Local Boy in Trouble Again

    Looks like that retard Sodoma boy has been acting up again. Let me remind everyone that his family is still being shunned until they cough up the $8500 it took to clean that boys urine out of the custom leather pew that Brother Monty used to sit in up front in the main Cathedral.

    Iowa man accused of smearing feces on building

    ELGIN, Iowa – A man faces criminal mischief charges after he allegedly defecated on a downtown Elgin sidewalk and smeared feces on the door of a building. Authorities said the building houses the Valley Community Coalition. Officials believe the man targeted the organization, but they aren't sure why.

    Matthew J. Sodoma, 21, was arrested early Thursday and was also charged with defecating on a public sidewalk or building

    Fayette County Sheriff Marty Fisher said the man's action defies the basic morals of the community and was unacceptable.

    Authorities said the charges are misdemeanors and are punishable by a fine between $65 and $650 and up to 30 days in jail.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3322

    #2
    Re: Local Boy in Trouble Again

    Valley Community Coalition sounds like a welfare office. Maybe his bum check was late.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2241

      #3
      Re: Local Boy in Trouble Again

      Valley Community Coalition ? {I'm curious what goes on behind that closed door}



      I've been to Elgin, very small town and quite strung out along the Turkey River as I recall. Like going back in time.


      I rather liked Elkader more.
      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • Oakland "Reb" Griner
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 2241

        #4
        Re: Local Boy in Trouble Again

        LOL, Marshall !!

        We both picked up on that hinky office at the same time!!

        YIC,

        M13
        Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384

          #5
          Re: Local Boy in Trouble Again

          The Elgin, Iowa Valley Community Coalition appears to be a Godly organization dedicated to saving our youth from the wages of sin.

          The Valley Community Coalition (VCC) was established August 2000 with the principle mission being to reduce substance abuse and promote factors to minimize the risk of substance abuse in the Valley Community School District.

          http://www.vccsoda.org/
          This is a sample of many of their projects designed to keep youngsters occupied in worthwhile endeavors and prevent them from straying from the path to Jesus.


          VCC Youth Center

          Junior High Youth Center

          Every Saturday Night

          7:00-10:00 pm

          ** Check out the Calender for more VCC Events**

          The VCC Youth Center is open every Saturday night from 7:00-10:00pm for Valley Junior High Students. The youth center has a 55-inch projection screen TV with surround sound, a pool table, ping-pong table, board games, a TV with a playstation, and a stereo! For more information contact the VCC Office.

          Chaperone a Youth Center Night

          In order for the Youth Center to be open, we need two adults each night to chaperone the junior high students. If you are interested in chaperoning , contact the youth center coordinator or call the VCC Office. You will need to attend an orientation session at the Youth Center which is located in the basement of the Larrabee building in Clermont. During that time, chaperones will familiarize themselves with the youth center facilities and youth center rules.

          For insurance purposes and for the safety of youth in the program, all chaperones are screened and trained before they are allowed to chaperone a Youth Center Night.

          For more information contact the VCC Office
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • Marshall
            Righteous and Patriotic
            Highest body count at the VFW
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2006
            • 3322

            #6
            Re: Local Boy in Trouble Again

            So it's a Youth Ministry? Maybe the guy is a molester and wanted to show his dangley parts to the kids.
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • HTannor
              America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 2612

              #7
              Re: Local Boy in Trouble Again

              Many of those small Iowa towns are cesspools of depravity born of the desperation of living among pigs, cows, and cornstalks. Often times there is little to do.

              Idle hands are the devil's playground.



              I'm glad I live in a big Iowa town next to the comforting arms of Freehold.
              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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