Check out Brother Knees' new tat, for Easter

[Larry Lee]

Brother OnYourKnees, proud to spread the Good News

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Praise Jesus! That should give the sodomites something to think about for awhile!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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I hope it's temporary—we all know what God says about permanent tattoos!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Maybe the title of this thread should be 'Brother Knees, screaming for jesus'......as I imagine screaming is indeed what he would do, getting a tat of that size done all at once.

[Larry Lee]

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Maybe the title of this thread should be 'Brother Knees, screaming for jesus'......as I imagine screaming is indeed what he would do, getting a tat of that size done all at once.

Why you impudent hussy. How dare you disparage Brother Knees' commitment to our Lord Jesus Christ. Of course he received his full-body tattoo all in one go. Did it hurt him? -yes, a great deal. Did he willingly accept that pain in the spirit of our Lord's sacrifice? -he wished he could have suffered more. During the process, did he scream like a girl, wet his pants, and like Peter, repeatedly renounce our Lord Jesus Christ? -welll, yeahhh, but what's that prove. Brother Knees has a bitchin tattoo that proclaims to all of the sisters that he earns a middling income and can afford cable TV. He has nothing but our respect and the Lord's blessing.

[OnYourKnees]

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I wet nothing . . . they use a Texas catheter when they do work like that.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Why you impudent hussy. How dare you disparage Brother Knees' commitment to our Lord Jesus Christ. Of course he received his full-body tattoo all in one go. Did it hurt him? -yes, a great deal. Did he willingly accept that pain in the spirit of our Lord's sacrifice? -he wished he could have suffered more. During the process, did he scream like a girl, wet his pants, and like Peter, repeatedly renounce our Lord Jesus Christ? -welll, yeahhh, but what's that prove.

Well, actually, I think it proves an awful lot.

Brother Knees has a bitchin tattoo that proclaims to all of the sisters that he earns a middling income and can afford cable TV. He has nothing but our respect and the Lord's blessing.

That's all very well, but to point out the point Virginia made:

Leviticus 19:28 28Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

What about that?

[Petal]

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I wet nothing . . . they use a Texas catheter when they do work like that.

Mr.Knees, i not mean to cause no offenses, but i thinks maybee you needs to get some more of them skulls tattooed all the way around your waists cuz they slim down your lurve handles just a liddle bit

[eliot mayfield]

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I hope it's temporary—we all know what God says about permanent tattoos!

Sister Virginia is right. I pray that is a temp. Otherwise you better get down to the laser center ASAP, because you never know when you will be meeting jesus.

[SUV]

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Nothing is Sinful when it's done in His Name! It's All Good! Don't you Brothers remember Rasputin, or what?

(Does this mean I'll need to cancel my appointment at Needles R Us?)

[Brother V]

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I hope it's temporary—we all know what God says about permanent tattoos!

Sister VD, Have you even read the verse you point out?

Even the heathen Rachel VanAidsMonkey put the verse in her post (even though she put 28 in it twice). But let's look at the verse.

Leviticus 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh FOR THE DEAD.

The punctuation in that verse is VERY important. Being a comma, it continues the first thought in the sentence, as opposed to being a new thought by itself (were it a semicolon).

The verse reads (due to a comma) don't make any cuts or marks on you FOR THE DEAD.

If it were a semicolon it would be like this: Don't cut yourself for the dead. Don't print any mark on yourself for any reason.

As you can see, the two are very different, and it's all due to the punctuation.

A little more clarification may need to be in order. Jesus is the RISEN saviour. He only died temporarily, and then after His work was done, He ascended into heaven. Jesus is not DEAD! So it's ok to get a Jesus tattoo.

PRAISE JESUS!!!

YIC
V

[OnYourKnees]

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Sister Virginia is right. I pray that is a temp. Otherwise you better get down to the laser center ASAP, because you never know when you will be meeting jesus.

It was done with a special ink that degrades with exposure to sunlight after a few months.

So, it's a long-term temporary.

[Larry Lee]

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It was done with a special ink that degrades with exposure to sunlight after a few months.

So, it's a long-term temporary.

errrrrrr, but you'll be wearing your jacket and tie during services, right? or will your tat do the praising on Sunday mornings also? Hallelujah

[OnYourKnees]

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errrrrrr, but you'll be wearing your jacket and tie during services, right? or will your tat do the praising on Sunday mornings also? Hallelujah

Actually, I'll be wearing a Speedo so people can also see the work on my legs.

[Larry Lee]

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Actually, I'll be wearing a Speedo so people can also see the work on my legs.

The fawns grazing among the lilies from Song of Solomon?!