Don't show your dirty laundry (or, the hippies next door).

[Nobar King]

I was out today enjoying the nice weather when I saw something that you don't see everyday. I have some hippie neighbors and they had their laundry out drying in the sun for all to see. Most people have the courtesy to put the laundry somewhere others don't have to see it. These thoughtless jerks put it RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE MAILBOX, so that the mailman has to go around it to do his job:

Here you can see their hippy Prius, too. See all the trees? Who knows what kinds of bugs dropped onto or crawled into that underwear (well, you can't see the trees, but you can see the leaves that are everywhere):

Right around the corner was another display of underwear. This appears to be behind the house, but the yard is completely visible from the street.


Freehold municipal code
Article 6:

• No owner or occupant of any property in the city can maintain or permit to remain within the front yard, street side yard or any other portion of the property, any of the following: (g) Clotheslines, clothing, or household fabrics may not be hung, dried or aired.

I made a call to the Freehold PD to report these hippies. I asked for them to be cited, but they likely only get a warning.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Don't show your dirty laundry (or, the hippies next door).

Those unmentionables are unspeakable !!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Don't show your dirty laundry (or, the hippies next door).

They can afford a Prius but not a clothes dryer? What hypocrites!

[Marshall]

Re: Don't show your dirty laundry (or, the hippies next door).

They need to hide that mess before a young lady peeks over the fence into their backyard and catches a glimpse of it. Why don't they just dry their clothes on another portion of their property farther away from the house and street? Maybe behind the guest quarters.