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    Welcome To Our Newest Member

    Praise Jesus and welcome to our newest member and triple-platinum tither, Miss Beth McNabb. Miss McNabb, who hails from Longview, Washington, has let it be known that she is in the market for a Godly Husband to guide her and her enourmous fortune. And guys, she's quite the looker if I do say so. Word has it that she can do justice to a pot roast too.

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    Re: Welcome To Our Newest Member

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Praise Jesus and welcome to our newest member and triple-platinum tither, Miss Beth McNabb. Miss McNabb, who hails from Longview, Washington, has let it be known that she is in the market for a Godly Husband to guide her and her enourmous fortune. And guys, she's quite the looker if I do say so. Word has it that she can do justice to a pot roast too.

    She's everything Daniel's been looking for! I vote we let Daniel off the sewage cleanup crew this evening so he can woo the lovey Miss McNabb.
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      Re: Welcome To Our Newest Member

      I, for one, hope she uses her new found fortune to get something done with that hair and some much needed work done on those teeth. Sweet Lord of Mercy!


      With Lve, Sister Thumper
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        Re: Welcome To Our Newest Member

        How has such a looker managed to remain single all these years? Is there something wrong with her?
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