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  • #16
    Re: Movie review: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

    Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
    Hola Joto, Im in Froglandia right now on a recruting drive of sorts, Swine flu depleated my stock back at the Pole Dancing Academy. Great Food, Wine and Champaigne here but lousey beer. But then again Im just a Night Train and Cheeze Wiz kinda guy. Can I sit in on one of your study groups?
    Anytime pal. We might want you to take a bath first. Maybe put on some clean clothes. Got any?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #17
      Re: Movie review: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Anytime pal. We might want you to take a bath first. Maybe put on some clean clothes. Got any?
      Pastor Ezekiel, as you might remember, last CHRISTMAS I arranged to send Don Bozo some "putas" - as was his desire

      I am thinking "putas" may be stylish 'pantaloons,' as it were, or perhaps some of those colorful Mexican "camisos."

      And so, mi Precioso is likely to show up very "well dressed."

      Or perhaps Don Bozo instead rides his "puta" -? A Man needs something to ride, don't you agree, Pastor? Or, perhaps, a horse is termed by another Name (my Spanish really is kind of rusty). As a True Christian Lady® little SUV doesn't know a caballo from a puta from a hawk from a handsaw!

      PS Perhaps as a Love Offering Don Bozo may actually bring along some extra "putas" for all of you Pastors!

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