Sister M&M's Praise Report

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

I've decided to start doing a Praise Report, whether the unSaved trash likes it or not. Jesus is working in our lives daily, and it's important to share the news when others can't!


For my first Praise Report, I'd like to tell you all the good news about Sister Wilma Fredrikson. Thanks to her unrelenting schedule of prayer and praise, God has worked another miracle and put her cancer into remission!
Her husband, John Fredrikson, says he has now seen the error of his ways and is sorry he made his wife undergo all that unnecessary chemotherapy "just in case". He has an appointment to meet with several pastors tomorrow to discuss his wavering faith.
Our prayers are with Sister Wilma who is living proof of the divine power of the Lord! PRAISE!

[roserougesang]

Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

I'd like to praise myself, just for being me.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

I'd like to praise myself, just for being me.

Have fun with that, since it's not like anyone else will.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

I'd like to praise myself, just for being me.

And that is exactly what is wrong with you unsaved demons. Your ego prevents you from accepting Christ's gift of temporary suffering and death, which washed away my sins. All you think about is self-praise and self-pleasure.

Jesus is the one to be praised, not fat ugly bulldykes like you. Now go wash your hands.

[roserougesang]

Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

And that is exactly what is wrong with you unsaved demons. Your ego prevents you from accepting Christ's gift of temporary suffering and death, which washed away my sins. All you think about is self-praise and self-pleasure.

Jesus is the one to be praised, not fat ugly bulldykes like you. Now go wash your hands.

I don't believe in Jesus, so I don't see him worthy of any praise. There's many other worthwhile people to praise.

Who need some resurrected man anyway.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

I've decided to start doing a Praise Report, whether the unSaved trash likes it or not. Jesus is working in our lives daily, and it's important to share the news when others can't!


For my first Praise Report, I'd like to tell you all the good news about Sister Wilma Fredrikson. Thanks to her unrelenting schedule of prayer and praise, God has worked another miracle and put her cancer into remission!
Her husband, John Fredrikson, says he has now seen the error of his ways and is sorry he made his wife undergo all that unnecessary chemotherapy "just in case". He has an appointment to meet with several pastors tomorrow to discuss his wavering faith.
Our prayers are with Sister Wilma who is living proof of the divine power of the Lord! PRAISE!

And you don't suppose that there's a possibility that the chemo had something to do with her remission?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

And you don't suppose that there's a possibility that the chemo had something to do with her remission?

What is it with you liberals and your crazy conspiracy theories? "Bush did 9/11", "chemo causes cancer to go into remission" "Bin Laden is hidden in Cliff Richard's mansion" - do you have any idea how crazy you sound? Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar, and a coincidence is just a coincidence.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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What is it with you liberals and your crazy conspiracy theories? "Bush did 9/11", "chemo causes cancer to go into remission" "Bin Laden is hidden in Cliff Richard's mansion" - do you have any idea how crazy you sound? Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar, and a coincidence is just a coincidence.

ROFL!
First of all, I doubt that Shrubya has the brainpower to have masterminded 9/11.
But how exactly is it a conspiracy to say that if you are sick, and you take medication that is designed to treat the illness, and you get better, the meds had nothing to do with it? Now, if someone had a deadly disease, and took no medical treatment, made no dietary or lifestyle changes, and had a full, mediaclly verifiable recovery after doing nothing but praying about it, I would be willing to consider the possibility of divine healing.

[Larry Lee]

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ROFL!
First of all, I doubt that Shrubya has the brainpower to have masterminded 9/11.

What in heaven do you think you're talking about, twerp? For your information, our Godly President is so MIGHTY that he can HIRE a brain to do the thinking for him. You should be so lucky.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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What in heaven do you think you're talking about, twerp? For your information, our Godly President is so MIGHTY that he can HIRE a brain to do the thinking for him. You should be so lucky.

I see! Thank you for pointing that out! Karl Rove masterminded 9/11 for the Shrub! Now it all makes sense!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

And you don't suppose that there's a possibility that the chemo had something to do with her remission?

You just completely refused to give God any credit at all for anything, don't you? And what is it with the unSaveds never ending need to derail every thread on this forum?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You just completely refused to give God any credit at all for anything, don't you?

Go back and read my post, Sweet.

"Now, if someone had a deadly disease, and took no medical treatment, made no dietary or lifestyle changes, and had a full, mediaclly verifiable recovery after doing nothing but praying about it, I would be willing to consider the possibility of divine healing."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Go back and read my post, Sweet.

"Now, if someone had a deadly disease, and took no medical treatment, made no dietary or lifestyle changes, and had a full, mediaclly verifiable recovery after doing nothing but praying about it, I would be willing to consider the possibility of divine healing."

Too many conditions. God works in HIS way, not yours.

And stop making lezbeanic passes at sister Virginia. I know she isn't much to look at, but she's no rug-muncher.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Too many conditions. God works in HIS way, not yours.

And stop making lezbeanic passes at sister Virginia. I know she isn't much to look at, but she's no rug-muncher.

The reply was to M&M. An M&M is a candy - candy is sweet. Get your mind out of my crotch.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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ROFL!
First of all, I doubt that Shrubya has the brainpower to have masterminded 9/11.
But how exactly is it a conspiracy to say that if you are sick, and you take medication that is designed to treat the illness, and you get better, the meds had nothing to do with it? Now, if someone had a deadly disease, and took no medical treatment, made no dietary or lifestyle changes, and had a full, mediaclly verifiable recovery after doing nothing but praying about it, I would be willing to consider the possibility of divine healing.

While I don't believe that 9/11 was a conspiracy, you're sadly mistaken if you think Chimpy McFlightsuit (aka Dubya) is actually in charge. He's a puppet, A figurehead, no more. Men like Cheney are the ones actually pulling the strings in his party.