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    Welcome To Our Newest Member

    I'd like to welcome our newest member to God's favorite church, young sister Nicole Ruhtner hailing from the Godly State of Arkansas. Although a mere teen, she has had the great wisdom to make a substantial love offering to Jesus, and all of the pastors want to join me in thanking her and her family deeply. PRAISE JESUS!!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    Re: Welcome To Our Newest Member

    You should prayer for her... someone this 'special' needs a lot of prayer!

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    • #3
      Re: Welcome To Our Newest Member

      Originally posted by vestal_mastebation View Post
      You should prayer for her... someone this 'special' needs a lot of prayer!
      I'll be praying for you. You seem a bit special yourself.
      The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
      Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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      • #4
        Re: Welcome To Our Newest Member

        I'm glad that more teenagers are beginning to see the light. I have just started seeing the light myself, I hope all of you can help me on my path to Heaven! If i wouldn't have ever found this website, I think i might have been damned to hell for the rest of my life myself! Thank you all!
        I think we can all use a little Jesus in our life. Or, maybe a lot.

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