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  • Holy Bible Fantasy Coffin

    I hope they know to make KJVs of these only.





    Last edited by Brother Guy Bayard; 07-28-2007, 09:16 PM.
    The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
    Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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    Re: Holy Bible Fantasy Coffin

    Originally posted by Guy View Post

    I hope they know to make KJVs of these only.
    Have people gone crazy? Which way do you get inside the thing, heads up or heads down?
    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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      Re: Holy Bible Fantasy Coffin

      Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
      Have people gone crazy? Which way do you get inside the thing, heads up or heads down?
      I'm guessing if its a KJV, face up, and if its not a KJV, not at all. You and your trick questions....
      The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
      Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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        Re: Holy Bible Fantasy Coffin

        Originally posted by Guy View Post

        I'm guessing if its a KJV, face up, and if its not a KJV, not at all. You and your trick questions ....
        Hmmm ... well I suppose the wide end is for the head and shoulders, like normal coffins ... so they've got the thing upside down in the picture, so that the words The Holy Bible are rightside up

        Last edited by Sister Noddy; 07-28-2007, 09:57 PM.
        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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          Re: Holy Bible Fantasy Coffin

          Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
          Hmmm ... well I suppose the wide end is for the head and shoulders, like normal coffins ... so they've got the thing upside down in the picture, so that the words The Holy Bible are rightside up

          To be fair, it is made by, and for , the African Negroid in the deepest darkest depths of the great grey green greasy limpopo river. Not for us civilised white folk. I like the other coffins - they'll make one shaped like your favourite car if your family has enough goats to pay them with.
          The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
          Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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            Re: Holy Bible Fantasy Coffin

            Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
            Hmmm ... well I suppose the wide end is for the head and shoulders, like normal coffins ... so they've got the thing upside down in the picture, so that the words The Holy Bible are rightside up

            It actually doesn't look misaligned to me, or even tapered. Rather I think it's perspective playing a trick on your eyes, I could be wrong, but that's what I see there. The bottom end is closer to the camera that took the picture, so it appears larger than the top.

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