[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Oh boy Bobby-Joe! I'll bet those angels would have to be pretty tiny, considering that at every point in space all around you, there is a tuned string.

A single tuned string is 10 (to the minus 22), and generates the energy field of a single quark; quarks in pairs make up the neuclei of atoms.

Good luck with your creation science, I'm afraid it doesn't quite cut the mustard when it comes to quantum physics.

Look here Noddy, old girl. String theory was wonderful thirty years ago, but it has never answered a single question and all of the math leads to dead ends. It is not even a remotely elegant theory and is being cast aside by most competent quantum theorists. I, myself, was in a post-grad physics program at a university when it became obvious to me that string theory was the Bunk. There was only one other obvious answer, and I switched majors to Theology, which answers everything. I can only pray that the Large Hadron Collider now under construction demonstrates the existence of the Higgs Boson, long postulated, but not unequivocally confirmed. It is known in physics at "The God Particle" and will prove that God exists once and for all to those who doubt. And, by the way, the Higgs Boson will also prove that gravity exists. Until now, it has simply been a theory. Gravity=God. The beauty of it makes relativity seem rather dull.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I bet I could prove to you that gravity exists, Pastor Al. Fancy a nice trip to a nice ledge scenic spot? Parachutes optional.

[Sister Noddy]

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Look here Noddy, old girl. String theory was wonderful thirty years ago, but it has never answered a question and all of the math leads to dead ends. It is not even a remotely elegant theory and is being cast aside by most competent quantum theorists. I, myself, was in a post-grad physics program at a university when it became obvious to me that string theory was the Bunk. There was only one other obvious answer, and I switched majors to Theology, which answers everything. I can only pray that the Large Hadron Collider now under construction demonstrates the existence of the Higgs Boson, long postulated, but not unequivocally confirmed. It is known in physics at "The God Particle" and will prove that God exists once and for all to those who doubt. And, by the way, the Higgs Boson will also prove that gravity exists. Until now, it has simply been a theory. Gravity=God. The beauty of it makes relativity seem rather dull.

Hmmm, okay Pastor Pistle! A graviton is a boson (here) and just supposing it's all tied up somehow with tuned strings, and there you've got your God Particle! Maybe we're talking about the same thing here, Pastor, waddaya think about that?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Hmmm, okay Pastor Pistle! A graviton is a boson (here) and just supposing it's all tied up somehow with tuned strings, and there you've got your God Particle! Maybe we're talking about the same thing here, Pastor, waddaya think about that?

I think string theory is a dead-end. Even if it were not, the obvious question is WHO TUNED THE STRINGS? And the answer would have to be GOD. Except there aren't any strings, just God. And, oh yes.....there are no massless particles.

[Sister Noddy]

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I think string theory is a dead-end. Even if it were not, the obvious question is WHO TUNED THE STRINGS? And the answer would have to be GOD. Except there aren't any strings, just God. And, oh yes ..... there are no massless particles.

Well yes Pastor, I have to agree with you that ultimately the answer is God. But I have a scientifically oriented mind, and I love to learn all the things these maths guys and phsyicists and cosmologists are calculating! Fascinating stuff! Anyway I've never said here that I don't believe in God, I do. I just think that today's advanced sciences are now in the process of describing how God made everything.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Well yes Pastor, I have to agree with you that ultimately the answer is God. But I have a scientifically oriented mind, and I love to learn all the things these maths guys and phsyicists and cosmologists are calculating! Fascinating stuff! Anyway I've never said here that I don't believe in God, I do. I just think that today's advanced sciences are now in the process of describing how God made everything.

Quite right, Dear woman, quite right. But you really should be baking pies and relinquishing matters scientific to men, who are capable of understand them. And if you would take the little heathen tart Rachael V. Helsing under your wing and teach her how the modern woman should act, I would be most appreciative. She seems to be stuck on the phrase "Just say no" and is teaching it to women all over the world, although our sources she has said "no" fewer times than Britney Spears.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I love to learn all the things these cosmologists are calculating! Fascinating stuff!

I can understand why you are interested in make-up, since you are a vain female. But just as Pastor Pistle has said, you really should spend more time baking pies.

[Sister Noddy]

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You are a kind man, Pastor Al

Pastor Zeke, about the cosmologists, perhaps you are thinking of the word cosmetics?

I don't bother with makeup, but I certainly do like pies!

[Brother Temperance]

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I just think that today's advanced sciences are now in the process of describing how God made everything.

In other words, in a few decades' time, they'll have produced a word-perfect recreation of Genesis 1?

I don't bother with makeup, but I certainly do like pies!

Are you sure you're not a lesbian?

[Sister Noddy]

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Are you sure you're not a lesbian?

What's your favourite kind of pie, apple, cherry, banana creme? You're such a cutie, Brother T.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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In other words, in a few decades' time, they'll have produced a word-perfect recreation of Genesis 1?

Are you sure you're not a lesbian?

I think she is a quarky leptonian with bosoms that uses a string once a month.

She claims to believe in God, but when it comes to finding out just what God wants she thinks that the Bible (KJV1611) is just metaphor. She is more willing to believe word of scientists than the written Word of God.

The simple fact is that these scientists are just playing with themselves. If you look at Einstein's equation for the relationship of mass and energy, it is easy to see that you can create any kind of particle you want just by raising the energy level. That is all they are doing with all their fancy accelerators. Want to "find" the top Quark - just raise the energy level above 70 GeV. The same goes for anything else.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What's your favourite kind of pie, apple, cherry, banana creme? You're such a cutie, Brother T.

Sister BTB bakes a mean blueberry pie every Tuesday for me. And her rabbit casserole can't be beat.

[sonofsatan666 (On Moderation)]

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What's your favourite kind of pie, apple, cherry, banana creme? You're such a cutie, Brother T.

hello i just joined. is this sum kind of dateing site or sumthing ?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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hello i just joined. is this sum kind of dateing site or sumthing ?

This is God's favorite forum. Our beliefs can be read HERE. Please proceed to the "introductions" thread and tell us about yourself.

As if I had any doubts about what you are here for.

[Brother Temperance]

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hello i just joined. is this sum kind of dateing site or sumthing ?

No, but Anglicans have no sense of morality whatsoever and will attempt to fornicate with anything they can find, living or dead. If you have a thing for elderly women who hate Christianity and trust secular scientists above Jesus, this could be your lucky day.