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    Wheelchair-bound Satanists to perform at rock concert

    Parents, look out! The three barely-surviving members of death metal rock group "Lead Zeppelin" (Jesus killed their drum player about eighty years ago) are reuniting in concert to pay tribute to some dead towelhead.

    Led Zeppelin confirm reunion gig

    The surviving members of legendary rock group Led Zeppelin are to reform for a star-studded tribute concert in London.

    Singer Robert Plant, guitarist Jimmy Page and bassist John Paul Jones will play at the show to remember the late Atlantic Records founder Ahmet Ertegun.

    The one-off concert, the trio's first performance for 19 years, will take place at the O2 arena on 26 November.

    Tickets will cost £125 and be allocated by ballot. Pete Townshend, Bill Wyman and Paolo Nutini will also perform.

    Ertegun, who signed Led Zeppelin in 1968, died last year.
    Here are the kind of lyrics our impressionable children will be exposed to:

    "Oh here's to my sweet Satan.
    The one whose little path would make me sad, whose power is Satan.
    He will give those with him 666.
    There was a little toolshed where he made us suffer, sad Satan."

    —Stairway to Heaven

    If these guys actually manage to drag their colostomy bags onstage and play, LBC needs to organize a boycott. Millions of souls are burning in Hell at this very moment just for listening to their "music"!
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    Re: Wheelchair-bound Satanists to perform at rock concert

    If these guys actually manage to drag their colostomy bags onstage and play, LBC needs to organize a boycott. Millions of souls are burning in Hell at this very moment just for listening to their "music"!



    I heard one of them 'Def Zepplards' bit the head off of a vampire bat, and they play their songs backward to brainwash their audiences into committing suicide or fornicating with the band after the 'rock show'.
    The only 'rock show' Jesus or I want to see is a public stoning of all these satan worshipping long haired baby roasting freaks.
    I've had enough of those heavy metal kids riding their pushbikes on the sidewalk, chewing gum and smoking 'angel dust' in their bamboo 'bong' pipes when they should be in school learning about Jesus.
    Last edited by Talitha; 09-17-2007, 11:46 AM. Reason: Mis-use of quote boxes
    The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
    Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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      Re: Wheelchair-bound Satanists to perform at rock concert

      Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
      Parents, look out! The three barely-surviving members of death metal rock group "Lead Zeppelin" (Jesus killed their drum player about eighty years ago) are reuniting in concert to pay tribute to some dead towelhead.
      Pete Townshend, Bill Wyman and Paolo Nutini will also perform.
      Like the vast majority of the British population, Pete Townshend is a notorious kiddy-fiddler. This leads me to suspect this Paolo Nutini character is probably some kind of Roman Catholic archbishop. I wouldn't be surprised in the least if, at the climax of this Satanic "concert", a giant idol of the Babylonian sungoddess descended onto the stage, with Pope Benedict himself riding atop it and and randomly throwing LSD-soaked communion wafers into the crowd, before playing a 20-minute drum solo inspired by Dante's Inferno. I mean, would anyone be surprised by that?
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        Re: Wheelchair-bound Satanists to perform at rock concert

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance
        I wouldn't be surprised in the least if, at the climax of this Satanic "concert", a giant idol of the Babylonian sungoddess descended onto the stage, with Pope Benedict himself riding atop it and and randomly throwing LSD-soaked communion wafers into the crowd, before playing a 20-minute drum solo inspired by Dante's Inferno. I mean, would anyone be surprised by that?


        Have you already eaten one of these perchance brother?
        Last edited by Talitha; 09-17-2007, 11:47 AM. Reason: Mis-use of quote Boxes
        The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
        Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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        • #5
          Re: Wheelchair-bound Satanists to perform at rock concert

          Originally posted by Guy View Post
          Have you already eaten one of these perchance brother?
          Well I don't like to talk out of turn, but back in the day, years before Brother Temperance was Saved© by the Grace of Jesus, he was known to take enough of the mariwane to blow up a train. There are huge blocks of time that he could remember....

          Of course Christ has washed all that devil juice out of his system now, washed clean with the blood of the Lamb.

          Why don't you try it, friend? Jesus is waiting...
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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