X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Virginia Day Templeton
    Christ's Battle Axe
     
    • Dec 2006
    • 2827

    #1

    Negro Demoncrat Sues God Almighty!

    I thought the tar babies were acting uppity when they started hollering about desegregation and special rights back in the nineties, but THIS is just ridiculous! No doubt the ACLU joos are propping this boy up—it's got their money-grubbing handprints all over it, and I've yet to meet a nigra who knows how to write his own name, let alone file a high-profile lawsuit. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever met one, period.

    Nebraska State Senator Sues God Over Natural Disasters
    Monday, September 17, 2007

    Nebraska Democratic State Senator Ernie Chambers has decided to go straight to the top in an effort to stop natural disasters from befalling the world.

    Chambers filed a lawsuit against God in Douglas County Court Friday afternoon, KPTM Fox 42 reported.

    Click here for more from KPTM Fox 42 in Omaha.

    The suit asks for a "permanent injunction ordering Defendant to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats."

    The lawsuit identifies the plaintiff as, "the duly elected and serving State Senator from the 11th Legislative District in Omaha, Nebraska."

    Chambers also cites that the, "defendant directly and proximately has caused, inter alia, fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornados, pestilential plagues..."

    Chambers says he isn't suing God because he has any kind of beef with the deity. He says the suit is to fight possible laws restricting the filing of frivolous lawsuits. Chambers tells KPTM FOX 42 News that his lawsuit is in response to bills brought forth by other state senators to try and stop lawsuits from being filed.

    "The Constitution requires that the courthouse doors be open, so you cannot prohibit the filing of suits," Chambers says. "Anyone can sue anyone they choose, even God."

    Chambers bases his ability to sue God, as, "that defendant, being omnipresent, is personally present in Douglas County."


    Looks like the same boy who narrated that Godly pro-family March Of The Penguins movie. How far he's fallen. But he gets credit for being one of the only liberals to recognize the integral role that God plays in causing natural disasters—too bad he fails to see that his own wild jungle whoredoms are what INSPIRED God to smite people with them.
    Last edited by Virginia Day Templeton; 09-18-2007, 08:28 PM.
    sigpic
  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3330

    #2
    Re: Negro Demoncrat Sues God Almighty!

    Just like when the filthy Persian king Xerxes flogged the Hellespont, this will accomplish nothing but making him look like a fool.

    This actually akin to God mockery I would dare say Jesus might clip this guys lifeline a bit short for this.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

    Comment

    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Senior Pastor
      VP of Evangelical Outreach
      On FIRE for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5812

      #3
      Re: Negro Demoncrat Sues God Almighty!

      Originally posted by Marshall View Post
      This actually akin to God mockery I would dare say Jesus might clip this guys lifeline a bit short for this.
      I'm genuinely surprised he hasn't been struck by lightning already. The LORD sure does work in mysterious ways.

      Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

      ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
      Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
      #ChristianLivesMatter

      sigpic

      Comment

      • Marshall
        Righteous and Patriotic
        Highest body count at the VFW
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 3330

        #4
        Re: Negro Demoncrat Sues God Almighty!

        I know what you mean Pastor Reuben.
        Like Jesus is going to miracle this darky endless money to buy scratch tickets and Kools or fund his dice gambling addiction.
        And for what? Because God floods a useless sexhole in Louisiana or levels Commiefornia every few months? Who dares challenge an act of God Almighty?
        This niggra needs to get back to disappointing Jesus as a Democrat Senator and leave talking to God to the professionals.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

        Comment

        • Ahimaaz Smith
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 2549

          #5
          Re: Negro Demoncrat Sues God Almighty!

          What is this country coming to?

          Nigras can sue God with impunity, but when the faithful try to sue the Devil, some Jewboy judge throws it out! http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/United..._and_His_Staff

          We need to support our Republican candidates to get more men of God on the bench. Only then will this nonsense stop (though, much as I admire our great President Bush, I think maybe we should lay off the Cathylicks on the Supreme Court for a while--you put a robe on a Cathylick, and the next thing you know he's out buggering some teenager).

          Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

          Comment

          Working...