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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464
    #1

    Sarah, WHY? Born again virgin, Bristol, allows Levi back in

    True Christians™ rejoiced when Sarah Palin's slutty daughter, Bristol, renounced sexual intercourse and became the born again spokesvirgin for pre-marital abstinence. "I made mistakes and ruined my life forever," Bristol said about her out-of-wedlock child, Tripp.

    But now? Sarah herself tweeted this morning that Bristol is allowing Levi Johnson to copulate upon her.


    This sad news does not affect Sarah's stature as a paragon of virtue, of course -- not even one little bit, despite the sordid details that you can read about here:

    Moms
    http://www.usmagazine.com/momsbabies/news/source-levi-johnston-bristol-palin-are-back-on-2010156
    See the latest on celebrity moms, from birth announcements and celebrity baby names to pregnancy updates and family news about your favorite stars.
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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930
      #2
      Re: Sarah, WHY? Born again virgin, Bristol, allows Levi back in

      I hope he hasn't deflowered her again.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027
          #3
          Re: Sarah, WHY? Born again virgin, Bristol, allows Levi back in

          What a Tripp!

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337
              #4
              Re: Sarah, WHY? Born again virgin, Bristol, allows Levi back in

              Just what the world needs: more bastards.
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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