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Sarah, WHY? Born again virgin, Bristol, allows Levi back in

06-17-2010, 11:43 PM

True Christians™ rejoiced when Sarah Palin's slutty daughter, Bristol, renounced sexual intercourse and became the born again spokesvirgin for pre-marital abstinence. "I made mistakes and ruined my life forever," Bristol said about her out-of-wedlock child, Tripp.

But now? Sarah herself tweeted this morning that Bristol is allowing Levi Johnson to copulate upon her.

This sad news does not affect Sarah's stature as a paragon of virtue, of course -- not even one little bit, despite the sordid details that you can read about here:

Celebrity Moms, Adorable Baby Names and Birth Announcements - Us Weekly

http://www.usmagazine.com/momsbabies/news/source-levi-johnston-bristol-palin-are-back-on-2010156

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06-17-2010, 11:48 PM

Re: Sarah, WHY? Born again virgin, Bristol, allows Levi back in

I hope he hasn't deflowered her again.

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06-18-2010, 12:31 AM

Re: Sarah, WHY? Born again virgin, Bristol, allows Levi back in

What a Tripp!
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06-18-2010, 12:34 AM

Re: Sarah, WHY? Born again virgin, Bristol, allows Levi back in

Just what the world needs: more bastards.

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