One More Reason To Avoid Ethnic Food

[Pastor Ezekiel]

As if any True Christian needed another reason to stay away from questionable ethnic foods, THIS local story should keep you all hyper vigilant.

If I've told you once, I've told you people a thousand times: you never know what goes into that messicant slop. In this case a local immigrant from Poland tried to improve the flavor the only way she knew how.

Iowa woman accused of drugging salsa

WEST UNION, Iowa - Charges have been filed against a northeast Iowa woman accused of doctoring a salsa dip with her prescription drug that made another person ill.

Jayden Schwickerath, 18, of New Hampton, was arrested on Friday and charged with a felony count of administering a harmful substance, the Fayette County sheriff's office said Monday.

She allegedly put an antidepressant into a salsa-cheese dip at a home in rural West Union on Sept. 22, Chief Deputy James Davis said.

Davis said one person became ill, but didn't seek medical attention. The person reported it three days later, he said.

Davis said officials are waiting for the state crime lab to confirm the drug.

Schwickerath was released from jail on Saturday.

And then you see what happens? Some joo judge lets her go right away. I blame the Clintons for this whole mess.

[Marshall]

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And Hillary wants to give everyone in America free drugs!

This just the kind of thing we can all expect if one of those people makes it to the Oval Office.

[Nobar King]

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She allegedly put an antidepressant into a salsa-cheese dip at a home in rural West Union on Sept. 22, Chief Deputy James Davis said.

Davis said one person became ill, but the person reported it three days later.

Yeah, the three best days of his life!! Life is great when you aren't depressed.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Yeah, the three best days of his life!! Life is great when you aren't depressed.

I wouldn't know. I am sad to death every day when I see people come in here and you just know, by their smart attitude and disrespect for elders that they have no chance to make the grade and will be tossing antidepressants into salsa for eternity at SATAN'S taco-teria while a 600 pound Britney pole-dances for Kevin Federline and Paul Williams sings the same Burt Bacharach song every two minutes. In the next room Charo will be doing stand-up comedy for fat men in white polyester leisure suits with grease dripping out of their armpits.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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I have to admit, I have a taste for exotic ethnic food. That's why you'll see me at The Olive Garden at least twice a week for never-ending breadsticks and "pasta"-- an Eye-talian noodle covered with tomato sauce.

[Brother Temperance]

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I have to admit, I have a taste for exotic ethnic food. That's why you'll see me at The Olive Garden at least twice a week for never-ending breadsticks and "pasta"-- an Eye-talian noodle covered with tomato sauce.

So adventurous! I have to admit, whenever I start talking about how the dotheads have never contributed anything worthwhile to humanity, bringing up the subject of chips in curry sauce is always enough to make me stop short.

[Nobar King]

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Here's another good reason to avoid ethnic food:

Shop-owners sold chocolate cake sprinkled with human faeces
11th February 2008

Two shop-owners were today fined for selling chocolate cake - which had been sprinkled with human faeces.

A horrified customer ate the foul-smelling gateaux but noticed that it didn't taste or smell "quite right" and handed the cake to public health scientists.

The analysts soon established that the sweet treat was covered in faeces and legal proceedings against the shop owners were started.

Shop owners Saeed Hasmi, 25, and Jan Yadgari, 23, were fined £1,500 for selling food unfit for human consumption. The pair - who ran the Italiano Pizzeria in Roath, Cardiff - admitted the charge but did not say how the chocolate cake was contaminated.

The takeaway is a favourite with late-night revellers and students living around the takeaway close to Cardiff University.

A spokeswoman for the public health department in Cardiff City Council said: "The person who bought the cake realised it didn't taste or smell quite right so they reported it to us.

"Subsequent examination by the public analyst and national public health service laboratories confirmed the presence of faecal matter. "There were bits of it all over the top of the cake. We cannot say for definite what kind of faecal matter it is, although it is very likely it was human. It would have to go through a DNA test for us to know for absolutely sure."

Hasmi and Yadgari at first denied the charge but pleaded guilty at Cardiff magistrates court before the trial. Hasmi, of Roath, Cardiff, and Yadgari, of Adamsdown, Cardiff, were each fined £1,500 and ordered to pay £200 costs.

After the case Hasmi said: "It was not our fault but I don't want to talk about it. I'm not working in the food industry anymore. I want to do something else. We are sorry for the people who ate it," he said.

The case has taken 18 months to come to court and the pair have both left the Pizzeria.

Shams Mehrabi, who took over the Italiano Pizzeria in March, condemned the actions of the two men. He now has hygiene certificates on the wall and said: "I have the highest standards. This is a completely different business now. We have a lot of happy customers - we won't be selling chocolate cake."

[Roberta]

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These names do not sound Eye-talian!

What kind of pizza do they sell in Wales--unleavened crust with goat, feta and black olives on top?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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As if any True Christian needed another reason to stay away from questionable ethnic foods, THIS local story should keep you all hyper vigilant.

Someone could drug any food - even your steak and baked potato.

If I've told you once, I've told you people a thousand times: you never know what goes into that messicant slop. In this case a local immigrant from Poland tried to improve the flavor the only way she knew how.

Salsa contains tomatoes, onions, sweet and hot peppers, and cilantro. Nothing needed to improve the flavor.


And then you see what happens? Some joo judge lets her go right away. I blame the Clintons for this whole mess.

You'd blame the Clintons for the crucifxion if you could find a way.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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unleavened crust with goat, feta and black olives on top?

Actually, feta and black olives are quite tasty together - I don't care for goat's meat, although I like goat's milk.

[Deaner]

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I don't care for goat's meat, although I like goat's milk.

And goat sex.

[Brother Temperance]

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And goat sex.

And goats...nevermind.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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And goat sex.

Not me - but I hear that you can clear a pasture in seconds.

[Nobar King]

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Are you one of those people who makes up jokes that aren't funny, then forces others to listen to them? (I'm talking about your friends, if you have any).

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Are you one of those people who makes up jokes that aren't funny, then forces others to listen to them? (I'm talking about your friends, if you have any).

Who was joking?