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  • Freehold Garbage Collectors Deputized

    Public Notice:

    Garbage Collectors to Monitor Tossed Items

    This is to notify the Citizens of Freehold of a progressive new management program recently implimented in our City.

    In the past, illegal or immoral activities were reported to the Police Department which acted on this information. Reportable acts were often ignored by citizens who did not call them in, or, were never observed by either citizens or police. To eliminate illegal or immoral activities from our City, a stronger system of intelligence was needed.

    As of September 13, 2010, all city garbage employees, Level II and above, will report suspious items they observe in garbage cans. Collectors recently became certified to perform this task after completing a training course. The particular items the will look for are classified, but they pertain to what people read, what they watch on their television sets and computers and what they consume.

    If there are any questions, please call me.

    Proud to be your Mayor,

    Johny Joe Hold
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    Re: Freehold Garbage Collectors Deputized

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    Public Notice:

    Garbage Collectors to Monitor Tossed Items

    This is to notify the Citizens of Freehold of a progressive new management program recently implimented in our City.

    In the past, illegal or immoral activities were reported to the Police Department which acted on this information. Reportable acts were often ignored by citizens who did not call them in, or, were never observed by either citizens or police. To eliminate illegal or immoral activities from our City, a stronger system of intelligence was needed.

    As of September 13, 2010, all city garbage employees, Level II and above, will report suspious items they observe in garbage cans. Collectors recently became certified to perform this task after completing a training course. The particular items the will look for are classified, but they pertain to what people read, what they watch on their television sets and computers and what they consume.

    If there are any questions, please call me.

    Proud to be your Mayor,

    Johny Joe Hold
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      Re: Freehold Garbage Collectors Deputized

      Under ordinary circumstances I would champion the privatization of garbage collection, but these are trying times with the terrorists and our very moral fabric being rendered asunder. Until Glen Beck and Sarah Palin restore God to America we can't be too careful.

      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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        Re: Freehold Garbage Collectors Deputized

        Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
        Under ordinary circumstances I would champion the privatization of garbage collection, but these are trying times with the terrorists and our very moral fabric being rendered asunder. Until Glen Beck and Sarah Palin restore God to America we can't be too careful.

        Brother, all I see is an exclamation point. Is it possible your video was removed?
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          Re: Freehold Garbage Collectors Deputized

          Mayor Hold, once again you have come up with a great plan. Outstanding work, outstanding.

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            Re: Freehold Garbage Collectors Deputized

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Brother, all I see is an exclamation point. Is it possible your video was removed?
            Ah, now it's working. Never mind.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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