[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers

HERE's a nice big red one.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers

Let me see if I get this, you ladies are going to make coats and sweaters for cocks. If I where the farmer I would keep my cock in the hen house, where its warm and moist. You can not leave your cock out side in the winter even with a coat. The cold dry air can be quite harmful.

It seems feathers are also a protection against illness. Not only are they susceptible to Avian flu but also skin infections including one that can be passed onto humans and is considered one of the sexually transmitted diseases, scabies. That said, ladies if you are out and measuring up a few strange cocks for protection, please remember to wash your hands between handling these sickly pluckers, to protect yourself.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers

Those hairless cocks would be nice though. They are pre-plucked. All you would have to do is chop it's head off.

I think there may be a market for hairless cocks.
Sure saves you from getting fluff and stuff caught in your teeth.

[Michelle1991]

Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers

Dear Christians,


Since I’m quite good at this kind of house work I would be more than happy to help them poor cocks

However, every time I try to search the Internet for information about this important subject the computer just displays this rather strange error message from something called “Family Filter 1,3”


Where did you Christian ladies find the knitting patterns for those fine cock socks?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers

Dear Christians,


Since I’m quite good at this kind of house work I would be more than happy to help them poor cocks

However, every time I try to search the Internet for information about this important subject the computer just displays this rather strange error message from something called “Family Filter 1,3”


Where did you Christian ladies find the knitting patterns for those fine cock socks?

I came up with some weird results as well. Some long tubular things that didn't look like they'd fit any cock I've ever seen. So I did an image search and then went to the sites from there.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers

Those hairless cocks would be nice though. They are pre-plucked. All you would have to do is chop it's head off.

A hairy cock is more respectable though.

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers



I told my wife to make a few different Cock Socks, and now she's asking wich one these six, you think she should start producing in a larger scale. Please share your thoughts.

[Michelle1991]

Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers

I fancy the white though it seems a bit small

[Didymus Much]

Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers

... Please share your thoughts.

My GF says #5 would be best ("ribbed for her pleasure", but I'm unsure what's she's trying to get at). My concern is that is it's on the small side, and we don't want to be choking the chicken.

[Michelle1991]

Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers

I agree, Mr. Didymus

If your wife somehow are able to make the proto type longer and, most important of all, thicker they would be even better for them cocks I’ve seenso far

Do you have good, old and dark American cotton available in your household, Mr. Kristoffersen?

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers

Your wife seems to have forgotten holes for the wings

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers

Your wife seems to have forgotten holes for the wings

I think those are for naughty cocks.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers

I think those are for naughty cocks.

I guess I didn't think of that.

It might also help them stiffen their posture!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers

My GF says #5 would be best ("ribbed for her pleasure", but I'm unsure what's she's trying to get at). My concern is that is it's on the small side, and we don't want to be choking the chicken.

That looks like a cable stitch. Here is another pattern your girlfriend might like, and it is adjustable. Simply fasten with studs.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Donate a cock sock, help save local farmers

I think those are for naughty cocks.

Ones that had to cut their own wings off, because better their limbs should perish than their whole body be cast into eternal hellfire?