Freehold Jail Chains of Love Labor Program

[Johny Joe Hold]

Public Notice: Freehold Jail Chains of Love Labor Program

Our jail's Christian rehabilitation program is being expanded.

I have felt that inmates would have a better Christian experience if they were outside more, connected in fellowship with chains and were allowed to do productive work.

Soon you see these eager inmates shoveling snow from the sidewalks in front of LBC and washing the windows of Pastors' cars. They will also be dispatched to the homes of large tithers, such as Mr. Dewitt's, to remove snow. In the summer, gangs of them in love chains will pull dandelions in the lawns of Freeholds larger homes.

I have high hopes that this program will change many inmates from their past lives of crime to being saved by Jesus.

My thanks to the citizens of Freehold for their continued support.

JJH, Mayor

[James Dewitt]

Re: Freehold Jail Chains of Love Labor Program

Mr Mayor what a great Christian you are, to care so deeply for the wretched refuse of humanity shows what a wonderful True Christian you are. I do not need any one right now. I winter in the Keys. This spring say, March 1st I could use say 4 or 5 inmates each day. I have a huge estate that requires a vast amount of man hours each week to maintain. Grass, flower beds, trees, pool's, car washing etc.

The great thing about the program is two fold, each day during their lunch break* I can arrange for a Bible study. The other thing is that I can lay off my Messican grounds keepers, and naturally give their wages to the church as extra tithe.

* Will we be required to supply the food, if so what are the dietary requirements? YIC James Dewitt

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Freehold Jail Chains of Love Labor Program

The great thing about the program is two fold, each day during their lunch break* I can arrange for a Bible study. The other thing is that I can lay off my Messican grounds keepers, and naturally give their wages to the church as extra tithe.

The commitment to working towards the Salvation© of these dregs of society shown by Mayor Hold, the Honorable HTannor and my employer Brother James is truly a site to behold. As a single True Christian™ lady, I see absolutely nothing wrong with having four or five dangerous criminals, some of whom probably haven't seen a woman in years, wandering around Brother James's estate. In fact, the thought of perhaps even witnessing to them and helping them turn into repentant, as opposed to uncaring, sinners during their daily lunch/Bible study fills me with joy.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Freehold Jail Chains of Love Labor Program

If you have some Negroes or Spics, I may get a few for dog training. Turned out that having Leroy as the target made it rather difficult for him to feed them later in the day

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Freehold Jail Chains of Love Labor Program

Can any of them tap dance and shine shoes as well? We could use a few in the Church Lobby.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Freehold Jail Chains of Love Labor Program

Mayor, how is their singing? Do they like to sing those good old fashioned negro spirituals?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Freehold Jail Chains of Love Labor Program

The interest in this program is so great, I'm not sure we will have enough inmates to fill the needs.

I'm going to see if we can ramp up our relationship with Judge Tanner to increase the number of prisioners we are helping.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Freehold Jail Chains of Love Labor Program

You should probably get a hold of Officer Don too! I'm sure he could rustle up some . . . perpetrators just by doing a sweep through the trailer park out by the train tracks.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Freehold Jail Chains of Love Labor Program

You should probably get a hold of Officer Don too! I'm sure he could rustle up some . . . perpetrators just by doing a sweep through the trailer park out by the train tracks.

I'm thinking Office Don might pick up a few shop lifters at the upscale Jorden Creek Mall. It's not actually in Freehold but our need for inmates is so great here that a technicality like that doesn't seem so important.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Freehold Jail Chains of Love Labor Program

Mayor. Have the inmates shovel the snow from the Airport runways and hangers. Then we do not have to use taxpayer money, and we don't have to wait until spring.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Freehold Jail Chains of Love Labor Program

Mayor. Have the inmates shovel the snow from the Airport runways and hangers. Then we do not have to use taxpayer money, and we don't have to wait until spring.

God bless you, Mr. Dewitt, for this great idea. I called the dispatcher and they are on their way to the airport.

JJH