No Gay-Straight Alliance at Freehold High School

[Johny Joe Hold]

Pubic Report:

Now, I believe that running our Freehold Public Schools should be left to our professional administrators and not by the Mayor's Office. Nevertheless, there will be times when action must be taken.

A month ago, the Superintendent informed me that some students had requested a Gay-Straight Alliance group be formed. He said he would form a study group and forward its reccommendation to the two of us.

The study group was formed and eventually reccommended that the Gay-Straight Alliance proceed.

I vetoed the idea. In addition, I told the Superintendent that I had better see both the gay students, if there are any, and the straight students supporting them on indefinite suspension. "There will be consequences," I said.

Thank you for supporting our wonderful Freehold Public Schools.

Johny Joe Hold, Mayor

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: No Gay-Straight Alliance at Freehold High School

Pubic Report:

Now, I believe that running our Freehold Public Schools should be left to our professional administrators and not by the Mayor's Office. Nevertheless, there will be times when action must be taken.

A month ago, the Superintendent informed me that some students had requested a Gay-Straight Alliance group be formed. He said he would form a study group and forward its reccommendation to the two of us.

The study group was formed and eventually reccommended that the Gay-Straight Alliance proceed.

I vetoed the idea. In addition, I told the Superintendent that I had better see both the gay students, if there are any, and the straight students supporting them on indefinite suspension. "There will be consequences," I said.

Thank you for supporting our wonderful Freehold Public Schools.

Johny Joe Hold, Mayor

I am so glad to see that the God fearing students of our public school are not being penalized because these homers in training think they should be able to force their death-style choices down the throats of the True Christian Children as it has been reported in other school districts.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: No Gay-Straight Alliance at Freehold High School

How did a homosexual get into the school?

Is it there to recruit and spread the AIDS?

[James Hutchins]

Re: No Gay-Straight Alliance at Freehold High School

Brother Hold, I am very upset (to put it mildly) that there may be gay people in Freehold. I would like them routed out and removed from town. I expect my tax dollars and association fees to be used for the common good.

I'd like to suggest we put in anonymous suggesting boxes near the recently installed surveillance cameras where people who have suspicions of perversion may provide names of the guilty.
A court could be convened in the school gym where proof of not being a homer will be required. I'd be more than happy to sit on the panel and feel these people out.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: No Gay-Straight Alliance at Freehold High School

Brother Hold, I am very upset (to put it mildly) that there may be gay people in Freehold. I would like them routed out and removed from town. I expect my tax dollars and association fees to be used for the common good.

I'd like to suggest we put in anonymous suggesting boxes near the recently installed surveillance cameras where people who have suspicions of perversion may provide names of the guilty.
A court could be convened in the school gym where proof of not being a homer will be required. I'd be more than happy to sit on the panel and feel these people out.

Thank you Brother Hutchins,

I always thankful that we have experts in here to help out when needed. What I am wondering is this: If we have surveillance equipment, what would observers they look for when trying to indentify homers?

Perhaps you and others could come up with some help on this.

JJH

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: No Gay-Straight Alliance at Freehold High School

Thank you Brother Hutchins,

I always thankful that we have experts in here to help out when needed. What I am wondering is this: If we have surveillance equipment, what would observers they look for when trying to indentify homers?

Perhaps you and others could come up with some help on this.

JJH

I have heard and read that these homers frequent public toilets. Do you plan to post guards in the school toilets or is their thought being given to installing closed circuit television cameras in these areas? Any plans being debated will take time to get it up and running so as a stop gap measure you might want to instruct your janitorial staff to remove all doors from the toilet stalls.

[HTannor]

Re: No Gay-Straight Alliance at Freehold High School

I have heard and read that these homers frequent public toilets. Do you plan to post guards in the school toilets or is their thought being given to installing closed circuit television cameras in these areas? Any plans being debated will take time to get it up and running so as a stop gap measure you might want to instruct your janitorial staff to remove all doors from the toilet stalls.

Exactly, Brother Davis.

I have a fairly good eye for spotting the male homers, what with their limp wrists, lisping voices, and constantly sipping some vile liquid from a Starbucks cup.

I've found spotting lezbeans a bit more troublesome, so I'm suggesting additional cameras be mounted in the women's restrooms. The extra cameras combined with removing all the stall doors, should make spotting them easier.

(I base my suggestion on experience having followed that exact plan here in the courthouse. We haven't had a known lezzer around here since that time one of them filed a paternity suit against you. She's now doing hard time.)

[James Hutchins]

Re: No Gay-Straight Alliance at Freehold High School

Thank you Brother Hutchins,

I always thankful that we have experts in here to help out when needed. What I am wondering is this: If we have surveillance equipment, what would observers they look for when trying to indentify homers?

Perhaps you and others could come up with some help on this.

JJH

I have found that Homers will often falsely accuse True Christians(tm) of being a Homer in a misguided attempt to shift the focus. So anyone seen putting a note in the anonymous box is basically admitting their guilt.

Of course, with surveillance cameras it is easy to catch Homers sashaying about, doing 'jazz hands', prancing like they all do, touch themselves and other men and singing show tunes.
These people always act out when they think no one is watching and always want to put on a show. What better a place than in front of a camera.

Since these will all be young, taught skinned, firm bodied adolescent boys, I think we can reverse the damages of budding Homerisim with some concerned Love of God(r). Perhaps if we have these athletic boys lined up on their knees, mouths open for acceptance of the Loving Rod of Jesus(c) is all they need to come around.

I'll be happy to help out and fill any staffing positions you can think of.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: No Gay-Straight Alliance at Freehold High School

Exactly, Brother Davis.

I have a fairly good eye for spotting the male homers, what with their limp wrists, lisping voices, and constantly sipping some vile liquid from a Starbucks cup.

I've found spotting lezbeans a bit more troublesome, so I'm suggesting additional cameras be mounted in the women's restrooms. The extra cameras combined with removing all the stall doors, should make spotting them easier.

(I base my suggestion on experience having followed that exact plan here in the courthouse. We haven't had a known lezzer around here since that time one of them filed a paternity suit against you. She's now doing hard time.)

Brother Tannor, my other suggestion, attendants in the toilets AT ALL TIMES, could possibly be manned [manned, taken figuratively or literally]by volunteers. Good Christian brothers who have retired from the business world and that are willing to give back to the community. I have noted that several of our brothers seem to visit any and every toilet they pass anyway and of those there is a group that seem to spend all their time in them....demons in their prostates they say. So why not use them if the school can not afford a closed circuit system being installed. THis could be a mute point if the school already has some sort of internal cctv system already in place then it would just be a few add on cameras and something to make copies of the recordings.
Also I would like to thank you for dealing with that little issue for me. I mean that woman wore flannel shirts! Obviously one of those lezzie types.