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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12531

    #1

    Unisex Public Restrooms Prohibited in Freehold

    Report to the Citizens of Freehold

    While everyday is a sunny day in our lovely City, some days seem to go little better than others. I had one of those "others" last week.

    The City Engineer came to me with a building permit, that is the permit contractors have to get from the City for buildings people intend to construct, and he wanted me to see something. It was for a gas station and convenience store.

    Everything in the plan was in order except, as the Engineer noted, there was only one public rest room. Men and ladies would have to share it.

    I was outraged. The Engineer said our building code had been altered during the winter by the City Council. I could not attend our City meeting back then because I was busy dealing with the snow issues. The Council members met late one night and changed the requirements.

    I want all you, the best citizens any Mayor could have, that I will not stand for unmarried men and women sharing public rest rooms. It just strikes me an immoral. It's bad enough that, so I have been told, homers use these facilities as well.

    To make a long story short, this change has now been overturned and the code is back to normal again.

    I want to thank you, my friends in Freehold, for your continued support.

    Let's all look forward to a wonderful summer season.

    Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • wait_what
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2011
    • 592

    #2
    Re: Unisex Public Restrooms Prohibited in Freehold

    Thank goodness. I shudder at the thought of unisex bathrooms. I would rather find a tree than risk seeing the filth that a woman leaves behind in a restroom. It is disgusting.
    The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
    Give her a shovel.
    Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
    19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: Unisex Public Restrooms Prohibited in Freehold

      I don't even have a "unisex" bathroom in my home!

      For the men:



      And an easy-clean bathroom for the ladies:

      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • wait_what
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Mar 2011
        • 592

        #4
        Re: Unisex Public Restrooms Prohibited in Freehold

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        I don't even have a "unisex" bathroom in my home!

        For the men:



        And an easy-clean bathroom for the ladies:

        I am near to covetousness for your men's room. How does one tithe adequately and acquire such a clean and wholesome place to perform his daily duties? I ask in all earnestness hoping to learn from a seasoned pastor such as yourself.
        The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
        Give her a shovel.
        Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
        19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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        • Nathan B. Forrest
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2010
          • 394

          #5
          Re: Unisex Public Restrooms Prohibited in Freehold

          I was about to start a petition campaign against this abomination, but thankfully our great Mayor was already on the case, keeping our Godly city safe from homers and other unisex perverts!

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