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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555
    #1

    Coon Drowns Mimicking Jesus

    I got a kick out of THIS. Those jigs over in africa do the darndest things.

    Priest dies after trying to walk on water

    A priest has died after trying to demonstrate how Jesus walked on water.

    Evangelist preacher Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle.

    But he drowned after walking out to sea from a beach in the capital Libreville in Gabon, west Africa.

    One eyewitness said: “He told churchgoers he’d had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus.

    “He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat.

    “He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back.”
    What did the boy think would happen!?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    • Sister Kitty
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2010
      • 857
      #2
      Re: Coon Drowns Mimicking Jesus

      My husband has walked on the ocean near our small Eskimo village in Nunavut many times. He is a very faithful and Godly man, for an Eskimo. His faith has sustained him as he spent many hours walking on the ocean to provide fresh seal eyeballs for our family. He only does this during the brief 10 months of winter, however.
      Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555
          #3
          Re: Coon Drowns Mimicking Jesus

          Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
          My husband has walked on the ocean near our small Eskimo village in Nunavut many times. He is a very faithful and Godly man, for an Eskimo. His faith has sustained him as he spent many hours walking on the ocean to provide fresh seal eyeballs for our family. He only does this during the brief 10 months of winter, however.
          Your husband is a credit to his race.

          I sure hope he has a soul.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Humongous
              Ms. Sham Wow 2011
              Forum Member
              • Apr 2011
              • 263
              #4
              Re: Coon Drowns Mimicking Jesus

              well, I aint never seen a black man in person, but daddy (RIP) used to say that because of all the sickle cell anemia, black folks can't swim at all.
              Genesis 1:24
              And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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                • Mary-Yves Lapierre
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 189
                  #5
                  Re: Coon Drowns Mimicking Jesus

                  Originally posted by Humongous View Post
                  well, I aint never seen a black man in person, but daddy (RIP) used to say that because of all the sickle cell anemia, black folks can't swim at all.
                  Not so good for swimming, but they floats really good!!!

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