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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555
    #1

    Hesus Set up Shop in Freehold Again

    I'm sure we've run this taco-chomping godmocker off before. I'm going to run his photo in the Freehold Truth and Light and let everyone know not to do business with the little scoundrel, until Brother BJ and his Boys in Security can heat up the tar bucket again...

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449
      #2
      Re: Hesus Set up Shop in Freehold Again

      Oh not that guy again!

      He is trying to seduce our women folks...

      Song of Solomon 7:1
      How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince's daughter! the joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman.

      I hope Ofc. Don will take appropriate action, put the boot in, and give him a good shining.
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12583
          #3
          Re: Hesus Set up Shop in Freehold Again

          Man, this "Hesus" guy drives me nuts. We chase him out of one garage and he rents another.

          I think we'll try to file a lawsuit against him almost using a sacred name.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Holyfield
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              Forum Member
              • Apr 2011
              • 245
              #4
              Re: Hesus Set up Shop in Freehold Again

              Just give him the boot.
              Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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                • SayvedByTheLord
                  Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2007
                  • 3151
                  #5
                  Re: Hesus Set up Shop in Freehold Again

                  How does this messicant keep getting in? Time to activate the National Guard


                  Leviticus 26:27-29

                  27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                  28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                  29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                    • Johny Joe Hold
                      Mayor of Freehold
                       
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 12583
                      #6
                      Re: Hesus Set up Shop in Freehold Again

                      I think there should be law against Hisssspanics' theft of Jesus' holy name.

                      They spell it the same way Jesus spelled it, but then try to sneek it into heathen use be mispronouncing it, "Heysoose".

                      It I ever meet someone who has stolen His name, I will only refer to that person as "boy".
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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