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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027
    #1

    Horton hears a Ho!

    "LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Family audiences boosted 20th Century Fox's animated tale "Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Ho!" to a $45.1 million debut, the best opening so far this year, according to studio estimates Sunday."



    Christians, is this the gayest thing you've ever seen or what? Filthy!!!

    New York's 'Lov Gov' recently heard a "ho" as well. Is Hollywood trying to capitalize on this? Sad....

    And the ho heard him as well: "Ooh! Ooh! Let's play 'Raise My Taxes' and then 'Hide the Enormous Debt' again!"

    Such utter perversion all throughout God's Good Green Earth




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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78551
      #2
      Re: Horton hears a Ho!

      On the other hand, the elephant (symbol of God's Own Party, the Republicans!) is heard to utter the classic PRO-LIFE line:

      "A person's a person
      no matter how small."
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027
          #3
          Re: Horton hears a Ho!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          "A person's a person no matter how small."
          Did Spitzer's ho make this quotation also?

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748
              #4
              Re: Horton hears a Ho!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              On the other hand, the elephant (symbol of God's Own Party, the Republicans!) is heard to utter the classic PRO-LIFE line:

              "A person's a person
              no matter how small."
              Originally posted by SUV View Post
              Did Spitzer's ho make this quotation also?
              Even if you're this small?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621
                  #5
                  Re: Horton hears a Ho!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  On the other hand, the elephant (symbol of God's Own Party, the Republicans!) is heard to utter the classic PRO-LIFE line:

                  "A person's a person
                  no matter how small."
                  While I certainly agree that foetuses should be given full and equal protection under the law, is it really reasonable to extend foetuses' rights to midgets and Chinamen? Informed citizens say no.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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