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  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079
    #16
    Re: Famed Christian Artist Dies

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Why is Elbus glowing more than Jebus?

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996
        #17
        Re: Famed Christian Artist Dies

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        Why is Elbus glowing more than Jebus?
        That appears to be the question on JeSus' mind as well.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251
            #18
            Re: Famed Christian Artist Dies

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            Why is Elbus glowing more than Jebus?
            (John 8:12) "Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life."



            YiC,

            Zech
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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027
                #19
                Re: Famed Christian Artist Dies

                There was only one great Christian artist: Bil Keane


                Oh my God. Even he wasn't Safe from hackers


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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775
                    #20
                    Re: Famed Christian Artist Dies

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    How many of them have sodomites hidden in corners?

                    Just look at this!



                    See? A painting of himself on a Harley in San Francrisco!



                    Not John 3:16-18, no. Just the part people want to hear!

                    And perversions!



                    Why would a Christian be staring at a man's crotch?!
                    I just wish someone could tell me if he was really a True Christian™ or not so I can decide if I like his paintings or not.
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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