There Will Be No Bikini Parade in Freehold.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Sometimes it's best to stop things before they get out of hand.

I stopped by the LBC Teen Center the other day and one of the girls asked me if we in Freehold could do what a town in Minnesota is doing?

She handed my the clipping below. I had known Satan was making inroads into the moral fabric of the Middlewest, but this was more than I could comprehend. The town is holding a parade of women in bikinis.

I assured the young lady we would not be holding such an event in Christian Freehold. Our parades will not include women dressed as harlots.

Johny Joe Hold, Mayor

http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/367437/group/News/

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: There Will Be No Bikini Parade in Freehold.

That is good news for Freehold Mayor Hold. When women started shopping wearing only bikinis in Queensland (Australia), especially in supermarkets, the moral fabric deteriorated to such an extent that they broke the gerrymander and elected a socialist government. Since then it's been never-ending slippery slip of drought, flood, cyclone and heathen the latter even going so far as to introduce see through sarongs! Thank you for making a bold stand.

a sarong

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: There Will Be No Bikini Parade in Freehold.

Sometimes it's best to stop things before they get out of hand.

I stopped by the LBC Teen Center the other day and one of the girls asked me if we in Freehold could do what a town in Minnesota is doing?

She handed my the clipping below. I had known Satan was making inroads into the moral fabric of the Middlewest, but this was more than I could comprehend. The town is holding a parade of women in bikinis.

I assured the young lady we would not be holding such an event in Christian Freehold. Our parades will not include women dressed as harlots.

Johny Joe Hold, Mayor

http://www.inforum.com/event/article...37/group/News/

What about the Freehold Mankini Run?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: There Will Be No Bikini Parade in Freehold.

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That is almost as bad as the hunk oiling competition they had at our local surf shop the other day

EDIT: perhaps you could include a warning for some of the more sensitive members here (i.e. me) before scrolling down?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: There Will Be No Bikini Parade in Freehold.

That is almost as bad as the hunk oiling competition they had at our local surf shop the other day

EDIT: perhaps you could include a warning for some of the more sensitive members here (i.e. me) before scrolling down?

Sorry, Sister. For some reason, I thought this thread was in the Men's Forum.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: There Will Be No Bikini Parade in Freehold.

Sorry, Sister. For some reason, I thought this thread was in the Men's Forum.

Thank you for that Rev. It reminds me to check when looking in "new posts" that the link I click is in a "safe" forum; I don't think I've gone anywhere inappropriate yet but it could happen and I will pay more attention in future

[note to self: do not post pic of David Beckham in sarong]

[James Hutchins]

Re: There Will Be No Bikini Parade in Freehold.

From time to time, I pop up the road to Charlottesville. It used to be a nice town until the lesbians and college students took it over. Now there are 'coffee houses', 'rainbow flag' stores and an Ikea. Every spring through summer, they put girls as young as 10 out on street corners offering to 'wash your car for $10'. I was not born yesterday. I know what that term really means.
It is not at all uncommon to see five to ten girls wearing nearly nothing, a mere piece of dental floss covering their rumps and a top smaller than a postage stamp over each of their firm, round, jutting bosoms.
They entice decent, God fearing men and women by dousing themselves with ice water dripping from heavy wet sponges which causes their skin to tighten and their barely there clothing to become translucent. From a car at twenty feet, you can read their lips! This behavior goes on for hours non-stop, day after day after day. I have DVD evidence of this behavior (38 hours worth to date) and will be giving copies to the appropriate authorities once I have enough evidence.
Disgusting

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: There Will Be No Bikini Parade in Freehold.

Personally, it's my belief that the sunbathing situation in Freehold has become a scandal ever since we voted to crop the Bathing Costume Guidelines Allowance from ankle to knee length (see pic)

I'm going to be speaking to the Mayor and Male Elders about bringing the official length back down.

Thank you, everyone, for putting this back on the radar.
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[MitzaLizalor]

Re: There Will Be No Bikini Parade in Freehold.

Personally, it's my belief that the sunbathing situation in Freehold has become a scandal ever since we voted to crop the Bathing Costume Guidelines Allowance from ankle to knee length (see pic)

I'm going to be speaking to the Mayor and Male Elders about bringing the official length back down.

Thank you, everyone, for putting this back on the radar.
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Why is that one with the parasol standing on a crocodile?