[Steve]

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This thread has me salivating for some juicy sausage right now! I admit to loving British sausage more than any other. Especially when it's delivered with that exotic British accent. Brits make the ultimate bangers!!

[Faith_Machine]

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I sure hope somebody will be serving some delicious African sausage!

[Steve]

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I sure hope somebody will be serving some delicious African sausage!

I admire your adventurousness Brother Faith, but I just don't have the courage to gorge myself on African sausage. I understand they can be rough on your insides.

[Deaner]

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Ok, you remember the bean-bag toss...



I've got a new idea. What we do is we grab random darkies or mo-mo's and try to throw them thru the windows of moving cars. We can have different points for different hits.

For example, highest points would be for a straight hit thru a closed window causing the window to break and the driver to lose control.

Then we could have another set of lower points for, I dunno, why don't we call it a "bounce".

That's where you don't break the window or even hit it; but you do hit the car and cause the queer to bounce down the road to the roar of the crowd.

Whatcha' think?

[Brother Harold Porter]

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This thread has me salivating for some juicy sausage right now! I admit to loving British sausage more than any other. Especially when it's delivered with that exotic British accent. Brits make the ultimate bangers!!

I once also longed for the sausage of the Englishman. But I have traveled through that filthy wasteland known as Heathrow International Airport in the vile city of London and my appetite was immediately suppressed, if not forever compromised.

Trust me, you do not want anything made in that cesspool.

In Christ

[Deaner]

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I've heard about Englishmen and their sausages. Unfortunately I've heard they're pale and wrinkled and there is an incessant and never ending smell of booze coming off their bodies.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Great news, folks! Widow Helen is going to be coming with me to SausageFest this year, and she'll be bringing her extra-tart sauerkraut. Everyone at Second Baptist loves to get my bratwurst in her sauerkraut!

They say it's the most mouth-watering combination they've ever tasted.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm arriving on the 10th, in the late afternoon, so will have plenty of time before the main event on Saturday evening!

Who wants to meet up for dinner Friday night, or drinks, or brunch on Saturday?

[Deaner]

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I'm arriving on the 10th, in the late afternoon, so will have plenty of time before the main event on Saturday evening!

Who wants to meet up for dinner Friday night, or drinks, or brunch on Saturday?

Sounds cool. Why don't we punch out some skinhead soccer hooligans just to get warmed up?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Sounds cool. Why don't we punch out some skinhead soccer hooligans just to get warmed up?

You do know how to party, Brother!

[WWJDnow]

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Hey, I'll be flying out for SausageFest this year!

My deacon said that God has called me to service this year, so, instead of cooking, I'll be buying supplies this year. Please let me know if you want to put your sausages in my buns.

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

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Sounds cool. Why don't we punch out some skinhead soccer hooligans just to get warmed up?

Oh, we have plenty of those here in this awful country, should I send some? Do you want them fresh, or tenderized?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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let me know if you want to put your sausages in my buns.

All I can think about now is dribbling my hot sauce down the crevice of your toasty buns, with my meat bulging out the ends. It sends shivers of anticipation up my spine.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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You boys and your messy pastimes.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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You boys and your messy pastimes.

But it's so delicious! And why else would God give us sausages, if not to enjoy?

You'll get your chance early in the evening, Sister.