[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Local Boy Turns Retard

Oh, but the kids would LOVE it!

Maybe he can just be set loose in the Sunday school part?
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[Deaner]

Re: Local Boy Turns Retard

I swear to Christ, Brother Deaner, it was the most amazing thing. Just as soon as his noggin hit the pool floor (and what a sound that was), he started making the damndest sound. He just brayed and honked and I had a hard time Praying over him because I was laughing so much.

You should go down to their trailer and hear the boy for yourself. He's a full-on retard.

You probably drowned him with the snot coming out of your nose from laughing.

Then again, and you being the guy always looking for a laugh; you most likely just put your knee on his adam's apple and just kept it there until you couldn't laugh anymore.

[Deaner]

Re: Local Boy Turns Retard

Oh, but the kids would LOVE it!

Maybe he can just be set loose in the Sunday school part?
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C'mon sweetie; and no disprespect intended...

... But you're the one that wants to be let loose in Sunday School right?

[Deaner]

Re: Local Boy Turns Retard

Does the church organ have an option where the music can sound like an organ grinder?

... or / and a harmonica.

The true pro's use a bottle of malt liquour as part of their "how I roll'" look.

[Deaner]

Re: Local Boy Turns Retard

I swear to Christ, Brother Deaner, it was the most amazing thing. Just as soon as his noggin hit the pool floor (and what a sound that was), he started making the damndest sound. He just brayed and honked and I had a hard time Praying over him because I was laughing so much.

You should go down to their trailer and hear the boy for yourself. He's a full-on retard.

Referring to your remark about his head hitting the pool floor; was it like an ecohoing sound... kinda like...

Help me yaaaa! Please help me! Please help me ya for God's fuckinga sake. I'ma starting to see the blacka snakea! Jesusa Zeke! Jesusa Deaner! Jesusa Mistress Cookie!!! I sweara; I never sin againa. Please, pleasa... help this old mana... pleasa!!!!!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Local Boy Turns Retard

Referring to your remark about his head hitting the pool floor; was it like an ecohoing sound... kinda like...

Help me yaaaa! Please help me! Please help me ya for God's fuckinga sake. I'ma starting to see the blacka snakea! Jesusa Zeke! Jesusa Deaner! Jesusa Mistress Cookie!!! I sweara; I never sin againa. Please, pleasa... help this old mana... pleasa!!!!!!

[Deaner]

Re: Local Boy Turns Retard

I'm not sure that's such a good idea . . . Might that not encourage furryism?

I dunno. Brother Rodimer has hit the nail pretty close to the head.

Maybe that's what's missing; a giant nail thru the chimps skull. A new symbol of darkie intelligence

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Local Boy Turns Retard

Speaking of which, has anyone seen Brother Jimmy-Roy? Is he still scrubbing? He was supposed to meet with me to discuss his tithing situation. If he gets it straightened out, the Lord may turn from the wrath that we've just seen manifested.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Local Boy Turns Retard

Speaking of which, has anyone seen Brother Jimmy-Roy? Is he still scrubbing? He was supposed to meet with me to discuss his tithing situation. If he gets it straightened out, the Lord may turn from the wrath that we've just seen manifested.

I'd wager he's of sleeping in a cave somewhere.

Honestly, Pastor; I don't know how Jimmy-Roy can get any sleep with that boy around.

He hasn't stopped his donkey-talk since he cracked his head open.

[LaQrundrellia]

Re: Local Boy Turns Retard

If you want him put down, I gots the water and bucket.


LQ

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Local Boy Turns Retard

If you want him put down, I gots the water and bucket.


LQ

You should save that for shining shoes and washing down fried chicken. Since being a retarded is a lifestyle choice, the boy might still repent.

[Deaner]

Re: Local Boy Turns Retard

Referring to your remark about his head hitting the pool floor; was it like an ecohoing sound... kinda like...

Help me yaaaa! Please help me! Please help me ya for God's fuckinga sake. I'ma starting to see the blacka snakea! Jesusa Zeke! Jesusa Deaner! Jesusa Mistress Cookie!!! I sweara; I never sin againa. Please, pleasa... help this old mana... pleasa!!!!!!

With regard to your remark Brother Rodimer; it was supposed to be an echoing sound (you know; empty head) but I think I posted it too soon before my medication could take effect. The way it reads now is like a wop attempting to speak English. My apologies. It just didn't come out right when it was typed.

[Lutheran Born/Hell Bound]

Re: Local Boy Turns Retard

I keep hitting my second youngest son with the edge of an oar, in the same spot on the head, for choosing to behave like a retarded. He just acts more and more retard. Perhaps he is the reason Christ had to suffer so much.

Or just hates his father and chooses yo act that way to get the joy of pissing you off have fun when your on your deathbed and all you get from him is a big tuck off also maybe the kid jumped in the pool to try and get away from the beating and wanted to not deal with it anymore

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Local Boy Turns Retard

Or just hates his father and chooses yo act that way to get the joy of pissing you off have fun when your on your deathbed and all you get from him is a big tuck off also maybe the kid jumped in the pool to try and get away from the beating and wanted to not deal with it anymore

I believe you are correct. I will punish him more severely, and allow him to read your post if he inquires.

[Lutheran Born/Hell Bound]

Re: Local Boy Turns Retard

So you want your kids to get away from you first chance they turn 18 how old is he because I'll tell you one thing your a worthless pile for hitting a child for children are innocent be a bigger man and fight someone your size you are probably fat and were picked on as a child and you probably had no friends therefore take all that anger out on him because he is a kid how do you think child services would take this hell I will fight you and if your kid sees this he like me more because im sticking up for him and making fun of you for being a wuss I was going to say making fun of you but your already making yourself look like a terrible person that's just something you don't do and makes me sick you take pride in that