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  • Mistress Cookie
    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 6790

    #1

    STOP Shaving Your Pets ! ! !

    There's a lady who's moved in down the street, and I don't know much about her. (She didn't thank me for the muffin basket I left on her porch, and her shades are always down.) (And, I think she works.)

    She seems to find it impossible to keep her little dog over at HER house, and of course, I put out water and some chopped up steak or some such leftover when I see the little thing sniffing around my Azaleas.

    Again, Fine. I've been up against worse.

    But today I almost had a HEART ATTACK when I thought there was a naked Ginger child skulking around my back door ! !

    On closer inspection it was THIS disgusting monstrosity:



    THIS NEW NEIGHBOR SHAVED HER DOG ! ! !

    I have trapped it in the garage so no one else will spy its nakedness.

    Should I return it to the (now, certainly foul) owner??

    I am at a complete loss. Who would DO such a thing ? ? ?

    STOP Shaving Your Pets ! ! !
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: STOP Shaving Your Pets ! ! !

    It looks like maybe they're preparing to eat it.

    Is your neighbor Chinese?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • BelieverInGod
      Fourm Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 9269

      #3
      Re: STOP Shaving Your Pets ! ! !

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      It looks like maybe they're preparing to eat it.

      Is your neighbor Chinese?
      Hindoo's will eat it too (it's not a cow).

      Why people don't keep their pets on their property is beyond me. Also why people get a long haired dog only to shave it down is beyond me as well. If you want a short haired toy breed, get a pug. There's only 150 AKC registered breeds, there must be something in there that fits your standards
      Drama queen

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      • Mistress Cookie
        Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2008
        • 6790

        #4
        Re: STOP Shaving Your Pets ! ! !

        Oh wow.

        I just went out to the garage to warm up the car...and I forgot I left that neighbor's dog from the other day out there.

        I thought I heard a faint squeaking or something all last night from out back, but then I figured it was just some bats.

        It looks like being out there in the cold (plus some of the exhaust, maybe) has made it kind of weak. It's just lying there panting.

        This is why people shouldn't shave their pets ! ! See what happens ? ?

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        • Praisehisholyname
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Feb 2013
          • 5

          #5
          Re: STOP Shaving Your Pets ! ! !

          Things NOT to do to a dog

          1. Shave it obviously
          2. "Crop" it's ears making it look like a demon
          3. Give it bows (seriously search shih tzu dog!)
          4. Eat it

          This woman you have talked about broke rule 1 and possibly rule 4

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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #6
            Re: STOP Shaving Your Pets ! ! !

            Originally posted by Praisehisholyname View Post
            Things NOT to do to a dog

            1. Shave it obviously
            2. "Crop" it's ears making it look like a demon
            3. Give it bows (seriously search shih tzu dog!)
            4. Eat it

            This woman you have talked about broke rule 1 and possibly rule 4
            Why not? I thought you believed that it was okay to do whatever you wanted as long as you felt like "god" was okay with it.

            Or are you a hypocrite who believes that you are the only one who knows what "god" wants and doesn't want. Oh, and there's valid reasons for cropping a dog, although I do hate the long ear crops. If you're going to crop a dog, do it right.

            Drama queen

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