Focus Group Formed for Freehold's Future.

[Johny Joe Hold]

This is a head's up to inform those of you living in Freehold about a project I'm working on.

Even though we all know Jesus is coming soon, I also believe in good City planning. Toward that end, I am forming Focus Groups to help City Government map out the kind of Freehold we want in the future.

Folks in the Focus Groups will be asked to respond to questions like, "Do you mind if an atheist family moved in next to you?" and "Do you want more morally deficient atheists living in Freehold?" With the results of these questions, we can better plan what kind of people will live in our City years from now.

We will be video taping and transcribing all the Focus Group sessions. You may get a call about participating, or, you can volunteer if you want to be a part of Freehold's planning process.

All the best to you in our wonderful City.

Johny Joe Hold
Mayor

[James Hutchins]

Re: Focus Group Formed for Freehold's Future.

Mayor Hold, I'd like to participate and lend a helping hand. As you know, I own that large parcel of property that used to be the Des Moines Tire dump. I think the tires have settled and propose importing coal ash to build up the property above swamp level. My goal being to construct a 'Freehold Employee Housing Project'.
I envision multiple buildings each designed to attack a particular keen eyed savvy renter. Beaners in one building, nigras in the other, people from California an another and so on. It would be the latest in secure living as the entire property would be fenced off from the City and have a single gate/checkpoint. There could be a security guard checking the identification of everyone coming and going. Loudspeakers could be placed high upon Sodium Vapor light poles playing Pastor Ezekiel's melodious sermons, 24/7. Funding permitting (perhaps a gate 'fee') could be used to lease a large screen TV to save the inhabitants of leaving the compound on Sundays to go to Church. The could watch from the clay covered depleted heavy metal pits.
To kick-start your proposal I'd like to offer the use of the Westin Grand Ballroom for the meetings (my treat)and the use of my floor there for any guest too tired to be driven home.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Focus Group Formed for Freehold's Future.

Mayor Hold, I'd like to participate and lend a helping hand. As you know, I own that large parcel of property that used to be the Des Moines Tire dump. I think the tires have settled and propose importing coal ash to build up the property above swamp level. My goal being to construct a 'Freehold Employee Housing Project'.
I envision multiple buildings each designed to attack a particular keen eyed savvy renter. Beaners in one building, nigras in the other, people from California an another and so on. It would be the latest in secure living as the entire property would be fenced off from the City and have a single gate/checkpoint. There could be a security guard checking the identification of everyone coming and going. Loudspeakers could be placed high upon Sodium Vapor light poles playing Pastor Ezekiel's melodious sermons, 24/7. Funding permitting (perhaps a gate 'fee') could be used to lease a large screen TV to save the inhabitants of leaving the compound on Sundays to go to Church. The could watch from the clay covered depleted heavy metal pits.
To kick-start your proposal I'd like to offer the use of the Westin Grand Ballroom for the meetings (my treat)and the use of my floor there for any guest too tired to be driven home.

Thank you, Brother Hutch--Your creativity and considerable resources are vital to the future of Freehold. Your comment has been entered into the official records of the Focus Group project.

I want citizens to know, that in addition to concerns about atheists and people not of the white race, the opportunity is also available to comment on the role of homers in Freehold's future. That is, do you see a role for this group of immoral low lifes in our City's longer horizon? We'd like you to reflect on this question and present your objective conclusions.

Thank you.