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  • Justina Thyme
    Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2007
    • 1718

    #16
    Re: Just announced: Summer Concert Series - IN HELL

    Lycra? LYCRA?!? The rest that you've described is bad enough, but there is no surer indication that one is in hell than that!
    Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

    1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

    A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
    Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

    LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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    • Miss Maisie
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2007
      • 1189

      #17
      Re: Just announced: Summer Concert Series - IN HELL

      Indeed Sister Justina. I shudder to think of those there spandex-clad rear ends constantly waggling onstage, just imagine!
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      • bung79
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        • Feb 2008
        • 117

        #18
        Re: Just announced: Summer Concert Series - IN HELL

        What an awesome line-up! Where do I buy tickets? I'm curious to know what you've got against John Denver?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552

          #19
          Re: Just announced: Summer Concert Series - IN HELL

          Originally posted by bung79 View Post
          What an awesome line-up! Where do I buy tickets?
          Talk to your dark master satan. He'll fix you up. I think abos get a special price.

          Originally posted by bung79 View Post
          I'm curious to know what you've got against John Denver?
          He was a queer and a known communist. Anything else?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • bung79
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            • Feb 2008
            • 117

            #20
            Re: Just announced: Summer Concert Series - IN HELL

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Talk to your dark master satan. He'll fix you up. I think abos get a special price.
            But I'm not abo

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #21
              Re: Just announced: Summer Concert Series - IN HELL

              Originally posted by bung79 View Post
              But I'm not abo
              You certainly whine like one.
              Posted via Prayer

              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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