Please Men, The Cap Bill Must be Forward.

[Johny Joe Hold]

MEMO FROM THE MAYOR

I've noticed so many young men in Freehold this summer wearing their baseball caps backwards. That is, the bill of the cap is not forward, drawining attention to the face, but backward, drawing attention to the homer part of their anatomy.

Some may say, "There goes the Mayor again. He sees homerism behind every rock."

Not so. Wearing the ball cap backwards was seen in the most revolting and disgusting homer movie ever made, The Birdcage. In that movie, starring Robin Williams and Nathan Lane, two homers do what they do best, live a deeply sinful life while trying to make others see it is a postive light. Part of that is the pair of sodomits walking in a Miami homer district, the Williams character wears his cap backwards.

I would encourage the young men of Freehold to end this practice immediately.

Thank you.

Johny Joe Hold
Mayor

[Roberta]

Re: Please Men, The Cap Bill Must be Forward.

And be certain to curve the brim. Those over sized flat billed New Era B 50 strap backs are so ghetto?

[Godfly]

Re: Please Men, The Cap Bill Must be Forward.

The only time one should wear a baseball cap is when one is playing baseball. Putting things where they don't belong is the very core of homerism.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Please Men, The Cap Bill Must be Forward.

The only time one should wear a baseball cap is when one is playing baseball. Putting things where they don't belong is the very core of homerism.

Your wisdom shows through, Brother Godfly. God made our bodies with an anatomy that makes them unfit for use by homers. Proper use of baseball caps is a teaching moment.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Please Men, The Cap Bill Must be Forward.

MEMO FROM THE MAYOR

I've noticed so many young men in Freehold this summer wearing their baseball caps backwards. That is, the bill of the cap is not forward, drawining attention to the face, but backward, drawing attention to the homer part of their anatomy.

Some may say, "There goes the Mayor again. He sees homerism behind every rock."

Not so. Wearing the ball cap backwards was seen in the most revolting and disgusting homer movie ever made, The Birdcage. In that movie, starring Robin Williams and Nathan Lane, two homers do what they do best, live a deeply sinful life while trying to make others see it is a postive light. Part of that is the pair of sodomits walking in a Miami homer district, the Williams character wears his cap backwards.

I would encourage the young men of Freehold to end this practice immediately.

Thank you.

Johny Joe Hold
Mayor

I'll more than amen that for the reason you gave, but also because we don't want to have our members resemble some south side minority about to hock a stolen car stereo.

I always have security escort any youth off property who shows up for worship at any service looking like that--being careful to remind them that we certainly don't and won't ever have a spic gangster service.

Pastor Ed

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Please Men, The Cap Bill Must be Forward.

Not so. Wearing the ball cap backwards was seen in the most revolting and disgusting homer movie ever made, The Birdcage. In that movie, starring Robin Williams and Nathan Lane, two homers do what they do best, live a deeply sinful life while trying to make others see it is a postive light. Part of that is the pair of sodomits walking in a Miami homer district, the Williams character wears his cap backwards.

I still think La Cage aux Folles was better.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Please Men, The Cap Bill Must be Forward.

I still think La Cage aux Folles was better.

That would be typical of you Pastafarians. You worship an Italian food and speak French.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Please Men, The Cap Bill Must be Forward.

That would be typical of you Pastafarians. You worship an Italian food and speak French.

Il est encore un meilleur film.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Please Men, The Cap Bill Must be Forward.

Il est encore un meilleur film.

And now you add Mexican.

(Moderator, could we get someone to step in here?)

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Please Men, The Cap Bill Must be Forward.

And now you add Mexican.

(Moderator, could we get someone to step in here?)

Αυτό δεν ήταν του Μεξικού!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please Men, The Cap Bill Must be Forward.

Αυτό δεν ήταν του Μεξικού!

This is a very powerful prayer against witchcraft, and you are clearly attempting to cast a spell on this Godly forum. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Please Men, The Cap Bill Must be Forward.

This is a very powerful prayer against witchcraft, and you are clearly attempting to cast a spell on this Godly forum.

All I said was

וואָס איז געווען ניט מעקסיקאַן!

This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!

That either did nothing or you missed

[Godfly]

Re: Please Men, The Cap Bill Must be Forward.

All I said was

וואָס איז געווען ניט מעקסיקאַן!

That either did nothing or you missed

Your kind thinks that Christ is a side of garlic bread! Do not use his name!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Please Men, The Cap Bill Must be Forward.

Your kind thinks that Christ is a side of garlic bread! Do not use his name!

Where did I use the Son of The Flying Spaghetti Monsters name?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please Men, The Cap Bill Must be Forward.

God is God. He is, was, and always shall be.

Yours is a plate of dago slop.


Now kindly piss off.