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  • Boring Jerry
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2008
    • 225

    #16
    Re: 2008 CAR ISSUE! Submit your praises here!

    How money do you have? Seeing as though a tank is well over $5 million for the M1 Abrams tank (the one you have pictured).

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #17
      Re: 2008 CAR ISSUE! Submit your praises here!

      Maybe he gets paid to drive it?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
        Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
         
        • Jun 2007
        • 6572

        #18
        Re: 2008 CAR ISSUE! Submit your praises here!

        I just updated the article: I love drive in everything, including drive-in-cars:

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #19
          Re: 2008 CAR ISSUE! Submit your praises here!

          Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
          I just updated the article: I love drive in everything, including drive-in-cars:

          That would certainly eliminate the need for a spare tire.
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          • Marshall
            Righteous and Patriotic
            Highest body count at the VFW
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2006
            • 3322

            #20
            Re: 2008 CAR ISSUE! Submit your praises here!

            Saves the environment like that. Tires last forever in a landfill I hear. I use old tires for dock foundations in the cow ponds.
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • Buford T Scoggins
              Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2007
              • 911

              #21
              Re: 2008 CAR ISSUE! Submit your praises here!

              I keep hearing all this bullsh*t from environmental wackos that we shouldn't drive SUVs cause they use too much gas. I say that's nothing but horse manure. I had the answer to this "gas crisis" long ago. We just make nuclear-powered SUVs. And motorhomes too. Then we take all the nuclear waste and drop it on them Arabs. Kind of like killing two birds with one stone.

              I really think that President Bush should hire me as a technical advisor. I got lots of good ideas.

              YIC,
              Buford
              yours in Christ,
              Brother Buford

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              The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #22
                Re: 2008 CAR ISSUE! Submit your praises here!

                Or you can breed mosquitos in them (for your pet frog).
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Roberta
                  Anti La Leche League Organizer
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 1817

                  #23
                  Re: 2008 CAR ISSUE! Submit your praises here!

                  OMG--a new hot rod from the Orient! Anybody familiar with the term "hoon"? This is a perfect hoon-mobile for the chosen!

                  It comes with an eight-speed torque converted automatic tranny, 300 watt stereo and driver's side Shiatsu. Two reverse gears enable it to self park in 27.3 seconds.



                  The IS F can run lap after lap around a track and not break a sweat, but it immediately reveals softer responses (including steering feel) than you would expect from the hard-edge sport sedan it is touted to be. Cornering is quite stable and balanced, although the car can both quickly rotate and the rear axle step out if you brake hard or late enough into a corner. This might explain why we were not allowed to switch the stability system completely off during our track stint.

                  In fact, the IS F felt happiest and most capable in the point-and-shoot world of city driving, where it can — and will — take full advantage of the slightest gaps in traffic while letting you enjoy the full benefits of a cushy Lexus cabin.
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                  Come climb my mountains.

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                  • Buford T Scoggins
                    Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 911

                    #24
                    Re: 2008 CAR ISSUE! Submit your praises here!

                    It's just occurred to me that in this thread, we've racially insensitive and have neglected the needs of ethnic minorities.

                    So, in the interests of racial harmony, here's a classic favorite for the darkies (note the whitewalls):



                    The trunk isn't very spacious, but is big enough for carrying crack cocaine and watermelons.

                    Hopefully, this post will assuage the hurt feelings of the jungle bunnies who accidentally wander into this web site.

                    YIC,
                    Buford
                    yours in Christ,
                    Brother Buford

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                    • Marshall
                      Righteous and Patriotic
                      Highest body count at the VFW
                      True Christian™
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 3322

                      #25
                      Re: 2008 CAR ISSUE! Submit your praises here!

                      Well friends I am engaged in negotiations for my first Daytona! A beautiful red one at that needing minimal cleaning and dusting to appear new outside, inside and underneath. I am mighty thankful to Jesus Christ for granting me this car as a reward for spreading His Good News across the Godless Interweb like a good True Christian(TM) is supposed to.
                      Granted it's not a Hemi like Christ would have owned, but she's a still rare six pack car so I won't be complaining.
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                      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #26
                        Re: 2008 CAR ISSUE! Submit your praises here!

                        If SUV's weren't God's favored ride, why would the liberal MSM be so motivated to attack them at every opportunity?

                        From The Washington False Christian Post:

                        SUV Drivers Burned Twice: At the Pump, on the Car Lot
                        Some Unload Vehicles for Less Than They Owe


                        Americans' love affair with 22-inch rims, eight cylinders and four-wheel drive wrapped in an 8,000-pound package is over. And the breakup is going to cost.

                        With $4-a-gallon gas coming between drivers and their very large vehicles, consumers are dropping their once-beloved rides, fast. But not fast enough, it seems. As the price of gas has gone up, the value of sport-utility vehicles has gone down.

                        * * *

                        For those determined to swap their fuel-thirsty behemoths for gas-sipping subcompacts, the glut increasingly means taking a financial hit. In the worst cases, declining SUV values leave owners owing more money to the bank than their vehicle is worth.
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #27
                          Re: 2008 CAR ISSUE! Submit your praises here!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                          If SUV's weren't God's favored ride, why would the liberal MSM be so motivated to attack them at every opportunity?

                          From The Washington False Christian Post:
                          SUV Drivers Burned Twice: At the Pump, on the Car Lot
                          And then a third time by Washington Post readers. Acting on direct orders from Baraq Hussein Osambo, no doubt.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Buford T Scoggins
                            Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 911

                            #28
                            Re: 2008 CAR ISSUE! Submit your praises here!

                            Here in Texas, back in the frontier days you could get hanged if you stole a man's horse. The idea was that a horse was vital to your survival.

                            Nowadays, SUVs have replaced horses. So any eco-terrorist who would burn a blessed SUV or pickup truck also oughta be hanged.

                            I've been seeing some of those eco-terrorists riding around on sissy gay electric scooters. I think it's time for some payback.

                            yours in Christ,
                            Brother Buford

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                            • papparat
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 141

                              #29
                              Re: 2008 CAR ISSUE! Submit your praises here!

                              I rather like my Meerceedes Benz, only car I know that is in the Title along with the Lord's name!!
                              Prov.21 [16] The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding shall remain in the congregation of the dead.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552

                                #30
                                Re: 2008 CAR ISSUE! Submit your praises here!

                                Originally posted by papparat View Post
                                I rather like my Meerceedes Benz, only car I know that is in the Title along with the Lord's name!!
                                I don't understand a word of that, except that you demonstrate your hatred of America by buying eurotrash cars.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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