2008 CAR ISSUE! Submit your praises here!

**Roberta** · 07-03-2008, 12:57 PM

Re: 2008 CAR ISSUE! Submit your praises here!

Originally posted by papparat View Post

I rather like my Meerceedes Benz, only car I know that is in the Title along with the Lord's name!!

Have you no loyalty to the Empire? Why aren't you driving a Tata?

**papparat** · 07-03-2008, 03:57 PM

Re: 2008 CAR ISSUE! Submit your praises here!

When I bought it was part of the CHRYSSLLEEEER Group! Closest thing you can get to having Christ on a car, also The song "Oh Lord won't you get me a Merceedees Benz inspired me"

**papparat** · 07-03-2008, 04:03 PM

Re: 2008 CAR ISSUE! Submit your praises here!

Should add I further blessed it with a colonial, er I mean, American sound system, a BOSE.

Car was Guaranteed made by people of pure Aryan stock when I collected it from the Factory in that Conquered Nation of Germany, then drove it home to the Motherland

**Jeb Stuart Thurmond** · 08-29-2008, 01:03 PM

Re: 2008 CAR ISSUE! Submit your praises here!

Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post

Well done.

I've even had my hood painted so that they still have an opportunity to repent, in the last split-seconds of their lives:

**Jeb Stuart Thurmond** · 10-07-2008, 10:41 PM

Re: 2008 CAR ISSUE! Submit your praises here!

EDIT TO ADD: I love cars that look angry. Cars that look like Hannibal-Lector style psycho killers all chained up and masked. Cars that say "I'm ready to rub a rusty cheesegrater across a newborn's face while crushing a kitten's skull with my teeth".

**Jeb Stuart Thurmond** · 06-26-2009, 06:01 PM

Re: 2008 CAR ISSUE! Submit your praises here!

The 2009 car issue is coming soon. On the cover will be Pastor Deacon Fred's new gold Porsche:

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