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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12470

    #16
    Re: You Could Be the Next Freehold She-Bears Mascot.

    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    I assume that she bear mascot is allowed to charge on the field and tear apart any player who tries to perform any anti-Christian propaganda such as hail Mary pass?
    Given what the Bible says, that is a logical question, Brother Alban. I need to clarify the She Bear mascot does not actually do such a thing.

    Our team, Freehold She Bears, will be trained to "take it to" players they do not think are adequately in the faith--including quarterbacks who try Hail Mary's.

    I tried to explain this in the job description--She Bear will point to heaven when an opposing player is injured.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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