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  • Kansas Town Installs Prayer Booths

    Praise Jesus, for He is at work in Kansas! Freehold is setting the standard for Godliness all over America (God's favorite country!).

    Kansas Town Installs Phone Prayer Booths, So Residents Can ‘Call God Whenever They Need’

    Kansas City, KS – Kansas City resident Michelle Ioda woke up early this Sunday morning. As she does on most Sundays, Michelle plans to make the morning worship service at her local church. But this Sunday, she rose a little early so she could visit a nearby prayer booth recently installed by her city council.

    “The Chiefs are playing the Broncos. I forgot to go pray last Monday and for all I know, that is why [Peyton] Manning’s ankle MRI came back negative. If I had prayed, maybe God would have sprained it a little more and he would be out this week.”

    Ioda’s belief in the power of prayer is fervent and mirrors many of her neighbors, she said. Since the booths were put in throughout town several months ago, Kansas City data tracking confirms that on average, the prayer booths receive over 100,000 callers per week.

    “It is therapeutic, that is how we lobbied them through city council,” local pastor Reverend Miles Collier reports. ”We said these prayer booths are not just for Christians, but for any person to take a break to close their eyes, ask out loud for what they need in life and just take a break from it all. It is like having a free counseling session.”

    Kansas City crime data confirms Collier may have a point. Since their inception and installation in inner-city testing areas several years ago, crime in the area has decreased in near proportionate manner to the number of people using the prayer booths. With such favorable trends, city council was quick to appropriate more land as ‘park space’ to install these ‘public service monuments of arts and counseling to the people of Kansas City’.

    Each prayer booth comes with specific instructions. To avoid legal trouble, Collier said, advisers insisted a disclaimer of religious intent and public safety be installed in each booth.

    Each prayer booth comes with clear instructions, plainly telling each caller acceptable ways to use the booth. After the kneelbar is lowered, the caller is to position himself or herself within, to not impede others around them. After issuing their ‘prayer’, the caller is asked to return the kneelbar to an upright position.

    A further ‘Warning’ disclaimer mentions the device is installed to designate a public space for such activities, and warns residents that improper use of it will result in a penalty or fine.

    The other fine print warns users that ‘religious’ actions may take place within these prayer booths, but is clear to not condone such actions or require such actions.

    Nationwide, several other cities have purchased these prayer booths and artists have used them to make public displays as well.

    As for Ioda, who is prayed up for Sunday’s big game against the Broncos, “I can only hope the fine people of Denver have not copied these off us yet. With enough prayer, we can beat the Broncos in front of the entire country.”
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    Re: Kansas Town Installs Prayer Booths

    What a wonderful idea! I'm sure God places a higher priority on prayers made from these booths over those simply made any old place.

    What a testament also to the unholy heathens to see these booths filled with people seeking Him to work in their lives! Shout GLORY!!!

    1 John 5:14-15 - And this is the confidence that we have in him, that, if we ask any thing according to his will, he heareth us:

    John 15:7 - If ye abide in me, and my words abide in you, ye shall ask what ye will, and it shall be done unto you.

    1 John 3:22 - And whatsoever we ask, we receive of him, because we keep his commandments, and do those things that are pleasing in his sight.

    Thank you for sharing this most wonderful news, Pastor Ezekiel!
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    I Kings 7:23

    And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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    • #3
      Re: Kansas Town Installs Prayer Booths

      This is wonderful news. I nearly cried when Freehold got rid of the last horse trough back in 1999. Hearing stuff like this gives me hope.

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      • #4
        Re: Kansas Town Installs Prayer Booths

        This is an example of how Mayors and cities can lead to charge to Jesus. State governments and the Feds just can't seem to figure out the power of prayer.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • #5
          Re: Kansas Town Installs Prayer Booths

          I lost money betting on the Chiefs. I though it was the Devil tormenting me, but now I know that Michelle is the one to blame!
          The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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          • #6
            Re: Kansas Town Installs Prayer Booths

            I know they had to say they're "not just for Christians" so that these would fly, but I'm just not comfortable knowing the person before me might've used it for some muslim voodoo crap.

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              Re: Kansas Town Installs Prayer Booths

              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
              I know they had to say they're "not just for Christians" so that these would fly, but I'm just not comfortable knowing the person before me might've used it for some muslim voodoo crap.

              Good point, Brother Zechariah!

              Perhaps the booths could be aligned such that they do not face Mecca, and small enough so that a towel cannot be spread and laid upon.

              However, this does not prevent others from praying to their monkey gods. Perhaps LBC could make available a disinfecting spray for True Christians™ to use liberally to make a booth made unclean clean again.
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              I Kings 7:23

              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

              New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

              Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

              Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

              Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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              • #8
                Re: Kansas Town Installs Prayer Booths

                They put a bunch of these up in Godless Sin Francisco a few years back. The locals call them "Glory Holes," so I guess they must be popular.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Kansas Town Installs Prayer Booths

                  Waste of taxpayer's money. It should be forbidden by law that the state funds any such nonsense.

                  they will soon end up as public toilets, places of drug abuse and dirty quickies anyway.
                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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