[Faith_Machine]

Re: Freehold's Fifth Street Renamed: Paul Crouch Avenue.

Naomi, you seem like a really useful young lady. I warn you, however, to say the heck away from those chili pepper people. There's no telling what they'll do when they set eyes upon a succulent, young white girl and their blood begins to get even hotter than it already is.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Freehold's Fifth Street Renamed: Paul Crouch Avenue.

Mr. Mayor, If I promise not to come near Freehold's gates, how about if I visit the officials of West Liberty and offer some pie in return for tariff-free garbage dumping? Father seems to think that a taste of my cherry or mincemeat along with a Christian smile and wink will make a huge difference. He even gave me some material to make a new skirt although I fear there isn't much material involved. Just say the word. Again, I will not try to stop by your town nor will I claim any residency. A Godly woman knows how to convince a man. If my pie doesn't work, I know my perfectly cooked breasts will. I await your answer and will sew while I wait.

Hello Naomi,

It might help the True Christian™ men here if you could send pictures (I will graciously volunteer to be the recipient and then forward them to my Brothers in Christ) of yourself in this scanty skirt in various poses which would demonstrate the boundary conditions, such as bending over, reaching up high, etc. so we could helpfully advise you as to whether it is too dangerous or not.

Hebrews 3:13 (1611 King James Bible)

But exhort one another dayly, while it is called To day, least any of you be hardned through the deceitfulnesse of sinne.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Freehold's Fifth Street Renamed: Paul Crouch Avenue.

Just make sure he doesn't try to recycle any of our trash! If he makes us pay for it my garbage better be right there in the ground where I left it!

Good point, Brother Godfly. We put the garbage there and we have a rightful voice in what happens to it. We do not intend allow liberals to make a political statement by doing their recycling thing.

I have to say, here, Mayor Chad is a white Christian and I consider him a friend. Even though West Libertad is majority Messican, he has seen to it there are no Messicans on the City Council nor even any candidates.

Even though Chad complains about the expense we impose on W. Libertad by dumping there, I'm sure I can come up with an argument that makes it into a win-win situation. Certainly, it has been a win for Freehold.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Freehold's Fifth Street Renamed: Paul Crouch Avenue.

I guess all those Mexicans were having a "siesta" or whatever they call it, on election day? God bless 'em!