When I read that a bunch of liberal panty-wastes were trying to ban the wonderful book, To Train Up a Child, from internet sales, I decided enough is enough. I bought a shrink wrapped pallet and had them deliverd to Freehold City Hall.
This book is about how to raise a Christian child. It advocates hitting them if they misbehave. What could be wrong with that?
Children need to know when parents hit them, the pain they feel is the love of Jesus going right into them.
I won't discuss more about the book, I want every parent in Freehold to have a copy compliments of your City Government. Pick up yours today.
This book is about how to raise a Christian child. It advocates hitting them if they misbehave. What could be wrong with that?
Children need to know when parents hit them, the pain they feel is the love of Jesus going right into them.
I won't discuss more about the book, I want every parent in Freehold to have a copy compliments of your City Government. Pick up yours today.

Well let me get ahold of some unruly children! I'll hurt their bottoms to the point that they won't even think about their feelings any more.
I have it well and truly sorted out, but so many other mothers ask me when I'm at the supermarket why my children quietly accompany me around the aisles without running or shrieking or asking for anything, while their children regard the supermarket as a playground and demand their mother purchase certain items and throw temper tantrums for all to see. My children see these other children as demons. It's for these mothers that I need these books.
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