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(AP Freehold) Entrepreneur Naomi Ruth Lamb announced today that she has moved, along with her parents, Shadrach and Deborah Lamb, to Freehold, Iowa. Realtor to the Truest of Christians (TM) Marla Jennings was instrumental in securing the new homes of the Lamb family.
Ms. Lamb opens her first pie shop in Leith, North Dakota, in April and plans to follow that with a 2nd in Freehold. Friends are invited to the housewarming for her parents at 777 Leviticus Landing, Unit 7, Freehold on Saturday, March 22 from 1PM until 3PM. In lieu of gifts, please send love offerings to the Landover Baptist Church in care of Pastor Ezekiel Flint. Friends from outside the Freehold area may view by closed circuit television at the Best Buy of their choice.
On Saturday, March 29, Ms. Lamb will welcome True Christians(TM) with invitation only to her quaint home at 1380 Apostles Park Court. Titanium tithers will only need to swipe their ID cards at the gate for premium parking. Others please use the side gate and be prepared to verify True Christian(TM) status. This open house will begin at noon and end at 5.
This will be a treat for anyone that hasn't had the privilege of seeing homes in this most vibrant of Freehold's neighborhoods.
Nestled on a hill atop the most beautiful 20 acres of gently rolling meadows that the Lord hath created, this lavishly furnished 29,000 sq. ft custom-built home is a haven of elegance and luxury. Visiting guests will marvel at the teak fencing lining the 1/2 mile driveway. The fence is painted with real lamb's blood. A sign near the main entrance announces that guests have arrived at Blood of the Lamb Estate. Exquisite details enhance this perfect home, including a hand-carved stairway with carvings of famous Old Testament stories, a luxurious master suite with gold leaf fireplace, 1200 sq ft prayer/sitting room, His/Hers baths and walk-in closets with extensive built-ins. The kitchen features rare Brazilian blue bahia granite, 24k gold fixtures, three ovens, sub zero walk-ins, fireplace and full service butler's pantry. The sun room off the majestic 1600 sq. ft entry foyer features a hand painted ceiling depicting the Last Supper and beautiful imported Amazon rain forest wood judges paneling. Indoor and outdoor pools, bowling alley, indoor skeet/racquet ball court, separate prayer chapel seats 200. Total security is afforded by perimeter fencing, 400 sq ft guard booth, 12 foot stack stone property fencing, and the latest in observation technology. True Christian(TM) ID card verification allows easy entry for visitors and ten-lane side gate ensures hassle free ingress and egress for servants and other pre-approved guests (Pastor's approval required).
(PS: Pastor Zeke, the $300,000 permit fee for the open houses was sent to Sister Cookie along with proof of Mother's exorcism)
Ms. Lamb opens her first pie shop in Leith, North Dakota, in April and plans to follow that with a 2nd in Freehold. Friends are invited to the housewarming for her parents at 777 Leviticus Landing, Unit 7, Freehold on Saturday, March 22 from 1PM until 3PM. In lieu of gifts, please send love offerings to the Landover Baptist Church in care of Pastor Ezekiel Flint. Friends from outside the Freehold area may view by closed circuit television at the Best Buy of their choice.
On Saturday, March 29, Ms. Lamb will welcome True Christians(TM) with invitation only to her quaint home at 1380 Apostles Park Court. Titanium tithers will only need to swipe their ID cards at the gate for premium parking. Others please use the side gate and be prepared to verify True Christian(TM) status. This open house will begin at noon and end at 5.
This will be a treat for anyone that hasn't had the privilege of seeing homes in this most vibrant of Freehold's neighborhoods.
Nestled on a hill atop the most beautiful 20 acres of gently rolling meadows that the Lord hath created, this lavishly furnished 29,000 sq. ft custom-built home is a haven of elegance and luxury. Visiting guests will marvel at the teak fencing lining the 1/2 mile driveway. The fence is painted with real lamb's blood. A sign near the main entrance announces that guests have arrived at Blood of the Lamb Estate. Exquisite details enhance this perfect home, including a hand-carved stairway with carvings of famous Old Testament stories, a luxurious master suite with gold leaf fireplace, 1200 sq ft prayer/sitting room, His/Hers baths and walk-in closets with extensive built-ins. The kitchen features rare Brazilian blue bahia granite, 24k gold fixtures, three ovens, sub zero walk-ins, fireplace and full service butler's pantry. The sun room off the majestic 1600 sq. ft entry foyer features a hand painted ceiling depicting the Last Supper and beautiful imported Amazon rain forest wood judges paneling. Indoor and outdoor pools, bowling alley, indoor skeet/racquet ball court, separate prayer chapel seats 200. Total security is afforded by perimeter fencing, 400 sq ft guard booth, 12 foot stack stone property fencing, and the latest in observation technology. True Christian(TM) ID card verification allows easy entry for visitors and ten-lane side gate ensures hassle free ingress and egress for servants and other pre-approved guests (Pastor's approval required).
(PS: Pastor Zeke, the $300,000 permit fee for the open houses was sent to Sister Cookie along with proof of Mother's exorcism)
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