North Dakota Chases Out Homers.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I called my friend, Mayor Denny Walaker, up in Fargo, ND, yesterday. I learned his state, ND, was the only one in the entire United States of America without a lawsuit allowing activist judges to force homer marriage onto Christians.

Since Fargo is the largest city, and usually that's where the homers go to practice their sodomy, I asked Mayor Denny how he has kept requests for homer weddings out of the court. Here in Iowa, they got it into court several years ago and, except for Freehold, homers are throwing bouquets everywhere in the state.

Denny said it's all about being proactive. If there is a homer bar, you send in a minor and then jerk the license for selling him booze. If they have a dance, you have someone turn up the volume then shut the dance down for a noise violation.

Mayor Denny and I share something, we know the business.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/22/south-dakota-gay-marriage_n_5375666.html

[Alvin Moss]

Re: North Dakota Chases Out Homers.

Oh, praise God, Brother Mr. Mayor.

They are doing God's work in Fargo, North Dakota, even that far to the north among the savage Indians and the Canadian alcoholics.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: North Dakota Chases Out Homers.

When Jesus is pleased with those who follow His commands there is a reward, and Jesus has certainly bestowed His blessings of North Dakota.

The North Dakota oil boom is an ongoing period of rapidly expanding oil extraction from the Bakken formation in the state of North Dakota that followed the discovery of Parshall Oil Field in 2006, and is continuing as of 2013. Despite the 2008–2012 global financial crisis, the oil boom has resulted in enough jobs to give North Dakota the lowest unemployment rate in the United States. The boom has given the state of North Dakota, a state with a 2013 population of about 725,000, a billion-dollar budget surplus. North Dakota, which ranked 38th in per capita gross domestic product (GDP) in 2001, rose steadily with the Bakken boom, and now has per capita GDP 29% above the national average.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Dakota_oil_boom

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: North Dakota Chases Out Homers.

When Jesus is pleased with those who follow His commands there is a reward, and Jesus has certainly bestowed His blessings of North Dakota.

When you think about it, God could have put fracking oil anywhere. He could have put it in Iowa, New York or California.

But, God knew homers would take over these states so he planned ahead, it's in North Dakota. These small places, Freehold and North Dakota, will be rewarded now and for eternity.