[MoonFlower]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

and burning in HELL as we speak. The Cubans have not announced it yet.

Really? Hmmm, I have to make a few phone calls to some compadres in Miami to validate that. Somehow, I'm sure the Cuban mafia in Miami would have already let the public know if he croaked. But I have no doubt the Cuban government would continue to deny his death even if was rotting in the middle of La Habana.

Moon

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

Perhaps. But I am not Canadian.

No one blames you for denying it. I wouldn't admit to being a homer cannuck either. But Jesus knows, and your DOF files will reveal all...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

Irregardless of reports like THIS one, my sources continue to tell me that the terrorist Castro is still dead. Jesus sent him to hell with his half-brother Sadamned Insane. This just proves that Fox news has gone commie.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

This just proves that Fox news has gone commie.

I thought all LIE-beral news media were commies. I think Godly Floridians need to put all those non-English speaking immigrants on the boats they came on, and send them back. The whole island will burn in hellfire, and all those deserters need to go down with it. Perhaps Bush needs to order our troops at Gtimo to invade now. Genocide in the name of the Lord our God, would be sanctioned by Him I believe.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

Irregardless of reports like THIS one, my sources continue to tell me that the terrorist Castro is still dead.

Dead and buried, as I understand it!

Castro Reportedly in 'Grave'

Praise the Lord!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

is there a rule or something?

Yes! Fall on your knees and beg Jesus for forgiveness for all your vile sins!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

Irregardless of reports like THIS one, my sources continue to tell me that the terrorist Castro is still dead. Jesus sent him to hell with his half-brother Sadamned Insane. This just proves that Fox news has gone commie.

Argh! That isn't a real word!! I hate it when people use words like that and think they're real words!! They aren't, they aren't!
The word is IRRESPECTIVE, or REGARDLESS. The word you used doesn't exist!!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

Argh! That isn't a real word!! I hate it when people use words like that and think they're real words!! They aren't, they aren't!
The word is IRRESPECTIVE, or REGARDLESS. The word you used doesn't exist!!

Irregardless, he makes a good point.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

Argh! That isn't a real word!! I hate it when people use words like that and think they're real words!! They aren't, they aren't!
The word is IRRESPECTIVE, or REGARDLESS. The word you used doesn't exist!!

He used a word that doesn't exist. You worship a "goddess" that doesn't exist. You lose. Sorry, Van Heathensin!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

But the word does exist, he just used it, so now it exists.
And since that was truly the Holy Spirit speaking, the word came from God.

God has actually given us a new word today. Praise Him!
Does your false "lady goddess" ever do that, Rachael?
Of course not, as your god is only satan in a dress!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

Irregardless, he makes a good point.

ARGH!!!!! GRRRAARR!!!! GRAGHAGJHFHJGHGHJKHGH!!!!!!!

He used a word that doesn't exist. You worship a "goddess" that doesn't exist. You lose. Sorry, Van Heathensin!

Actually, I'm not Wiccan, I'm Pagan, and I do not worship a Goddess, I am a polytheist (ie more than one deity). The whole Goddess-worship thing is more Wiccan.

And the fact is, he's taken two words, both relevant, to form a word that contains a pointless double negative.

But the word does exist, he just used it, so now it exists.
And since that was truly the Holy Spirit speaking, the word came from God.

The word is a pointless double negative. Like if I were to say for instance, subtractake. A meshing of the words 'subtract' and 'take'. Pointless and STUPID!!!

God has actually given us a new word today. Praise Him!
Does your false "lady goddess" ever do that, Rachael?
Of course not, as your god is only satan in a dress!

Read above. I'm a polytheist, and I do not worship a Goddess. Again, Pagan, NOT Wiccan.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

Read above. I'm a polytheist, and I do not worship a Goddess. Again, Pagan, NOT Wiccan.

So you worship Odin, the invisible pink unicorn and whatever other demon you can come up with.. So? Does that make it better?

Did any of your false gods temporarily DIE for you? No?
Oh well then, did they ever gave you a new word then? No?
Your "gods" doesn't seem to do much.

Now just think of God Allmighty instead, the Saviour of mankind: Jesus Christ!
Jesus hand is in EVERYTHING and He sees everything!
When you sin, Jesus is there!
When you self-pollute, ( ) Jesus is there, watching.
When you pick up the phone, Jesus is on the other end.
When you take a shower, Jesus is just outside the shower stall.
When you walk down the street, Jesus is following you.

Jesus is ever present!
And whenever you do something that displeases Him, He remembers it and will punish you for it.
TURN OR BURN!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

Well, I don't believe in your god but what your book/teachings did do is unleash a horrific plague upon the world produce xtians.

I'd say that act alone is enough to turn any sane person away!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

The word is a pointless double negative. Like if I were to say for instance, subtractake. A meshing of the words 'subtract' and 'take'. Pointless and STUPID!!!

But if we were to subtractake the second "t" from that word, we would have "subtracake" - a charming neologism, describing a new kind of cake that women like you can excercise your creative talents to the full by baking for Godly Baptist men! We've given you a perfectly lovely new word (two lovely new words, in fact), I'd say it's your turn to return the favour in the form of baked goods. Remember, there's no fixed subtracake recipe so far, so the sky's the limit!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Fidel Castro is dead

But if we were to subtractake the second "t" from that word, we would have "subtracake" - a charming neologism, describing a new kind of cake that women like you can excercise your creative talents to the full by baking for Godly Baptist men!

ARGH!!!!!

We've given you a perfectly lovely new word (two lovely new words, in fact), I'd say it's your turn to return the favour in the form of baked goods. Remember, there's no fixed subtracake recipe so far, so the sky's the limit!

Oh, I'll bake you a cake alright. A very special cake, just for you!