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    Don't Go to Movies That are Christian Parody

    One thing that really gets me mad are movies and web sites that pretend to be Christian, but make fun of Christians. We Christians are the most persecuted group in the world. We should not to tolerate this kind of "entertainment".

    There is a new movie called, Believe Me, which is just this kind of trash. I am urging the citizens of Freehold to boycott this movie and all similar movies and websites that pretend to be Christian but are the work of Satan:

    Director: 'Believe Me,' Religious Parody About College Students Conning Christians, Is Not a 'Christian Movie'
    http://www.christianpost.com/news/director-believe-me-religious-parody-about-college-students-conning-christians-is-not-a-christian-movie-121345/
    The director and co-writer of the upcoming religious parody, Believe Me, says that although his project takes a hard look at the power of platforms, particularly among today s young Christians, he ...
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    Re: Don't Go to Movies That are Christian Parody

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    One thing that really gets me mad are movies and web sites that pretend to be Christian, but make fun of Christians. We Christians are the most persecuted group in the world. We should not to tolerate this kind of "entertainment".

    There is a new movie called, Believe Me, which is just this kind of trash. I am urging the citizens of Freehold to boycott this movie and all similar movies and websites that pretend to be Christian but are the work of Satan:

    http://www.christianpost.com/news/di...-movie-121345/
    Your Honor Mister Mayor,

    I imagine no other city in this great nation has a mayor so concerned for his people as we do in Freehold. You may be assured that I will comply with this boycott. For someone to gain attention and lead others to hell at the expense of our precious Savior's kingdom is unChristian, unAmerican, and downright unconscionable. I pray for you daily, Your Honor, and part of that prayer is that someday you will run for President of the United States and move the nation's capital to Freehold, where only True Christians(TM) can rule this country.

    In Christian Patriotism,
    NRL
    1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
    Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
    Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
    Locations in 50 States and Canada
    !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
    Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
    Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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    • #3
      Re: Don't Go to Movies That are Christian Parody

      Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
      Your Honor Mister Mayor,

      I imagine no other city in this great nation has a mayor so concerned for his people as we do in Freehold. You may be assured that I will comply with this boycott. For someone to gain attention and lead others to hell at the expense of our precious Savior's kingdom is unChristian, unAmerican, and downright unconscionable. I pray for you daily, Your Honor, and part of that prayer is that someday you will run for President of the United States and move the nation's capital to Freehold, where only True Christians™ can rule this country.

      In Christian Patriotism,
      NRL

      I am deeply touched, Sister Naomi, that your fine Christian husband allowed you to post such a beautiful thought. God bless you.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • #4
        Re: Don't Go to Movies That are Christian Parody

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        1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
        Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
        Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
        Locations in 50 States and Canada
        !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
        Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
        Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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        • #5
          Re: Don't Go to Movies That are Christian Parody

          I would like to thank Dr. Niles for quickly ordering some Godly medication and apologize to the forum for my unfortunate meltdown. The Lord has given me peace as per Philippians 4:7.

          I should have simply and meekly reminded our mayor that I as of now remain unmarried and that should have been the end of it. Instead, I allowed despair to overcome me, which is a sin.

          I have again been baptized and exorcised and Dr. Niles has certified that I am filled with the Holy Ghost, having inserted his meter to ensure that I am full and he was satisfied with the results. Bless you, Dr. Niles.

          Praise Jesus for His loving kindness and tender mercy.

          NRL
          1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
          Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
          Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
          Locations in 50 States and Canada
          !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
          Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
          Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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          • #6
            Re: Don't Go to Movies That are Christian Parody

            Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
            I would like to thank Dr. Niles for quickly ordering some Godly medication and apologize to the forum for my unfortunate meltdown. The Lord has given me peace as per Philippians 4:7.

            I should have simply and meekly reminded our mayor that I as of now remain unmarried and that should have been the end of it. Instead, I allowed despair to overcome me, which is a sin.

            I have again been baptized and exorcised and Dr. Niles has certified that I am filled with the Holy Ghost, having inserted his meter to ensure that I am full and he was satisfied with the results. Bless you, Dr. Niles.

            Praise Jesus for His loving kindness and tender mercy.

            NRL
            Think nothing of it. If I can help a True Christian™ lady get back on the narrow path of our mercuful Lord Jesus Christ Himself set before us it is the least that I can do.

            Jesus tests us from time to time.

            Acts 14:22 Confirming the souls of the disciples, and exhorting them to continue in the faith, and that we must through much tribulation enter into the kingdom of God.

            And although the ranting, hooting and hollering was a right cacophony I'm glad that you have settled down and the medication and prayer haqve taken hold, once more. The lesions from the restraints will no doubt soon heal and any jaw ache you get from biting down on the bit won't last long. Don't forget to unplug the power cords before you use the bath again; safety first!

            And it's always nice to get my mouth around your pie again: very tasy indeed.

            YIC
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #7
              Re: Don't Go to Movies That are Christian Parody

              Despite not being a citizen of Freehold, I will be complying.
              "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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