X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    Please keep the muff trimmed:

    Dear friends and neighbors:

    It's now summer, and I understand that a lot of people have gone on vacation. Still, many of you have gardeners, and those lazy slobs need to be told what to do, or they'll just do half of it.

    Look at the state of my neighbor's driveway. There's at least 8" of muff spreading out from the crack of the dropped curb. That kind of stuff needs to be pulled. When it rains, weeds like this impede the proper drainage of the streets, plus dust and debris tend to collect under the tendrils:



    Here's another curb with full grown weeds (and debris, also). This needs to be cleaned up.


    Stuff like this is what causes streets and sidewalks to deteriorate:


    It's also unsightly.

    Here's another example where a neighbor has allowed his muff to cover his entire curb crack:



    Missing curb blocks are not an excuse to let the muff take over, even if there are pretty flowers:



    All of these house owners will be receiving an improvement notice in the mail informing them that they need to conform to the municipal code 6.1.1: Streets shall be kept clean of debris and weeds.

    Maybe you all should go outside and check your curb. How does it look? Does your muff need to be trimmed or pulled? Take care of it; your neighbors will appreciate you much more if you do.

    (Here's an example for the idiots out there who still don't get it:
    The curb should be clean:
    )
    Last edited by Nobar King; 12-23-2008, 06:29 AM.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • Ebenezer Wright
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 1021

    #2
    Re: Please keep the muff trimmed:

    Its a shame these lazy Law breakers have no pride in how their street/homes look! If I was the law in that town people would be serving time for such lazinessand carelessness.
    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

    Comment

    • Mistress Cookie
      Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 6790

      #3
      Re: Please keep the muff trimmed:

      << Stuff like this is what causes streets and sidewalks to deteriorate >>

      If only it stopped there, my goodly friend. Yet of course it does not. The domino effect continues, so the neighborhoods and VERY SOULS of its inhabitants deteriorate, as well. Then, the drive-through visitors become vulnerable...quite the Welcome Wagon thank you very much!

      A problem with untrimmed muff in the summer months is it becomes not just bulky and unsightly, but dry and flammable. All it takes is one errant cigarette spark and someone has a burning bush on their hands.

      Comment

      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #4
        Re: Please keep the muff trimmed:

        Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
        A problem with untrimmed muff in the summer months is it becomes not just bulky and unsightly, but dry and flammable. All it takes is one errant cigarette spark and someone has a burning bush on their hands.
        I was going to comment on this lax behavior of summer folk, but the simple truth you speak here says it all.

        Comment

        • JawOfAnAss
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • May 2008
          • 313

          #5
          Re: Please keep the muff trimmed:

          I don't mess around with the muff I encounter. Best to get right to business and give it a few squirts of Roundup and be done with it. Roundup is great for penetration to the end of the root. I've heard it will stain clothing so be careful.
          Judges 15:16
          And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

          Comment

          • Remy Lebeau
            LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
            President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
            Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2058

            #6
            Re: Please keep the muff trimmed:

            I feel for you, brother. One would think you lived in some foreign country like Turkey or Japan where everywhere you look there is an untrimmed muff? I let my wife take care of managing the lawn and garden. She has the muff trimmed every day. It is so nice to see a clean smooth curb every time I pull into the driveway.
            Master of Godly Debating

            Latest Conquest:Sacred Heart

            Debate Record
            Currently Undefeated
            Lastest Debates:
            Catholic - Not Christian: Former Altar Boy/Molestation Victim with "Stockholm Syndrome" admits catholicism is false
            James Peter: Idiotic Catholic Retard Thwarted
            Vayhr of the Warhost: Unrepentant wigger struck down.
            Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
            86 Victories
            0 Defeats

            Past Victories (Archive):
            Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
            Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
            Racist Nazi Feminazi Bulldyke CRUSHED in debate

            Comment

            • SayvedByTheLord
              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
              True Christian™
              • May 2007
              • 3151

              #7
              Re: Please keep the muff trimmed:

              Praise! Brother Remy you are so lucky to have a Godly woman, I am sure with the size of your vehicle a trimmed muff is very important when parking it!

              Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
              I feel for you, brother. One would think you lived in some foreign country like Turkey or Japan where everywhere you look there is an untrimmed muff? I let my wife take care of managing the lawn and garden. She has the muff trimmed every day. It is so nice to see a clean smooth curb every time I pull into the driveway.


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

              Comment

              Working...