True Christian Complete Security System Model 1611™ - Infographic™

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[Roland]

Re: True Christian Complete Security System Model 1611™ - Infographic™

Hello Back,

I have a question: What is the purpose of the munitions detector? To me your system seems more or less designed to keep certain people out. Does the blood mist system only engage when the trespasser is armed? What would happen if a friend drops by with his missile launcher for a surprise rabbit hunting trip?

[Back against wall]

Re: True Christian Complete Security System Model 1611™ - Infographic™

Hello Roland. How go the Meatballs? These questions are quite valid. Did you read the Disclaimer?
One would be forgiven to believe that if a "Friend" was invited or commonly welcomed, The True Christian 1611 Complete Security System™ built in "Friend or Foe Facial Recognition Software™ would deactivate the security and track said friend safely to your door.
If a friend was to jeopardize this safety feature (read disclaimer/accidental death clause) one would possibly have to consider, should I have befriended an idiot?

I hope this answers your question.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I have a query. My friends wear quite lively fabric—supplied & sewn by me to make sure it's all single fibre—but could this be confused with bling?

Deuteronomy 22:11-12 Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together. Thou shalt make thee fringes upon the four quarters of thy vesture, wherewith thou coverest thyself. kjv

FABRIC SAMPLE single fibre as per verse 11
FRINGE SAMPLE fringe as per verse 12 (this is the top half)


Were I to invest in a system would my friends be distinguished from undesirable elements as they approached?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: True Christian Complete Security System Model 1611™ - Infographic™

Brother Back, sir, my husband asks whether the system can be modified to deal with local conditions. For example, our main worry is hordes of marauding Jehovah's Witlesses, who seem undeterred by this:


Perhaps they are illiterate, but stronger measures than our boys' imaginative system of tripwires are now called for.

We have little problem with atheists, thanks to this:



Such cowards, atheists.

To me your system seems more or less designed to keep certain people out.

Wow, he gets it! Well done, my little cardboard-cutlass wielding friend!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: True Christian Complete Security System Model 1611™ - Infographic™

Jehovah's Witlesses

Perhaps I could suggest keeping something like these by your front door:

Simply pop one in your mouth or around your head (according to style) before answering the door and BINGO! those JW's can't back off quick enough!


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Also works on Mormons.

[Roland]

Re: True Christian Complete Security System Model 1611™ - Infographic™

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If a friend was to jeopardize this safety feature (read disclaimer/accidental death clause) one would possibly have to consider, should I have befriended an idiot?

Some might say it is regrettable, but inevitable, collateral damage.

Wow, he gets it! Well done, my little cardboard-cutlass wielding friend!

Thank you Joanna, as we all know I am not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Kind regards, Roland

[MitzaLizalor]

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Some might say it is regrettable, but inevitable, collateral damage.

..associated with what?

[Roland]

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Associated with the result of this feature:

If a friend was to jeopardize this safety feature (read disclaimer/accidental death clause) one would possibly have to consider, should I have befriended an idiot?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: True Christian Complete Security System Model 1611™ - Infographic™

Associated with the result of this feature:

If a friend was to jeopardize this safety feature (read disclaimer/accidental death clause) one would possibly have to consider, should I have befriended an idiot?

So you're saying you befriend idiots? Otherwise it'd not be inevitable, collateral damage for you?

[Roland]

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So you're saying you befriend idiots? [...]

To state some of my friends are idiots seems a bit harsh, though it is probably the truth. Should I be pointing it out, that might make me somewhat of a hypocrite since I am part of the select few that would say: ¨Hold my beer and watch this!¨

Being an idiot is not so much frowned upon among Pastafarians as it is among Christians I suppose.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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To state some of my friends are idiots seems a bit harsh, though it is probably the truth.

The truth, particularly God's Truth as encompassed in the Holy Bible, may sometimes appear a little harsh to Unsaved Trash like you, Roland dear. But if, as you said yourself, you are not the sharpest knife in the drawer then your friends are likely to be equally intellectually challenged (that is "polite-speak" for dumb as a box of hair). Otherwise, they would not put up with you, now, would they?

Luckily, there is an answer!

[Roland]

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Luckily, there is an answer!

If you had paid attention you should know I am already working on that.

Hello Mrs. Elizabeth,

Thank you for the link to the KJV, but I already have a nice Bible (KJV). The publishers even took the effort to print Jesus´ words in red. That certainly made it easier to find John 10:7-18 from which you took your quote, unlike some verses I liked and wanted to find somewhat faster where I had to use a marker pen.

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[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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If you had paid attention you should know I am already working on that.

As though people had nothing better to do than remember what you have said.

Have you got as far as the beautiful and relevant passage in Ecclesiastes 1:2?

Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.

[Roland]

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As though people had nothing better to do than remember what you have said.

It would surprise me if people didn´t have better things to do than remember what I´ve said. Nonetheless you make a lousy argument when you state something that could be easily proven irrelevant merely by reading a few posts back.