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Chastity Devices: Good Investment?
I am not a greedy man, but I do want to see my trust fund grow. Tithing is obviously the best way to get the most return on investments.
(Malachi 3:10-12) "Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this," says the LORD Almighty, "and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that you will not have room enough for it. {11} I will prevent pests from devouring your crops, and the vines in your fields will not cast their fruit," says the LORD Almighty. {12} "Then all the nations will call you blessed, for yours will be a delightful land," says the LORD Almighty."
The chastity of our Christian sisters must be preserved. What could be more disappointing than to discover on our wedding night that our beloved has already known a man? While I know that any good Christian doctor will provide a full certificate of virginity for a reasonable fee, what if we encouraged chastity devices to be worn from a young age that are only capable of being removed by the girl's father, pastor, or other trusted male? This would create a demand for the devices and I would think stock prices would rise. I don't want to end up a poor old man, so while I am young, virile, masculine, and capable of siring thousands of sons, I want to build up my treasures here on earth while I wait for my Father's reward in Heaven.
Should I stick to tithing or play the chastity investment game?
(Malachi 3:10-12) "Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this," says the LORD Almighty, "and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that you will not have room enough for it. {11} I will prevent pests from devouring your crops, and the vines in your fields will not cast their fruit," says the LORD Almighty. {12} "Then all the nations will call you blessed, for yours will be a delightful land," says the LORD Almighty."
The chastity of our Christian sisters must be preserved. What could be more disappointing than to discover on our wedding night that our beloved has already known a man? While I know that any good Christian doctor will provide a full certificate of virginity for a reasonable fee, what if we encouraged chastity devices to be worn from a young age that are only capable of being removed by the girl's father, pastor, or other trusted male? This would create a demand for the devices and I would think stock prices would rise. I don't want to end up a poor old man, so while I am young, virile, masculine, and capable of siring thousands of sons, I want to build up my treasures here on earth while I wait for my Father's reward in Heaven.
Should I stick to tithing or play the chastity investment game?
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