[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Menstrasurance

Hi. I was wondering if there's a "whole life" option where for a reduced annual premium paid so-many years' worth up front as a lump sum an enhanced level of cover may be obtained?

Thank you,

ML

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Menstrasurance

Being an entrepreneur is certainly not a very easy thing. All these questions have me in a tizzy. That said, the answer to the questions from both Joanna and Mitza is No.

It may be so that all things are acts of God but not until my new attorney says so. No one bleeds for their whole life so why should I offer that option? My rates are reasonable so discounts are just not necessary.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Menstrasurance

Does that mean separate policies are required for each family member using the facility?

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Menstrasurance

Eww. You mean some women share their hut with another?

I have spoken to the underwriter and we are having a super-emergency meeting about this after church this morning. Not immediately after because he wants to go for breakfast and such talk spoils the appetite. I cannot predict because that would be sorcery but it is likely separate policies would be more profitable. Are there any more questions? I am reeling here. Why can’t you just buy a policy and be happy with it?

Cheerfully
BrotherLarry

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Menstrasurance

I am sorry to inform everyone that Menstrasurance is no longer in business. It just got to be too much of a hassle with all the questions, keeping track of premium payments, legal issues, and my ongoing doctoral studies and ministry to the gaywise. No claims will be honored effective immediately.


Be assured that your nonrefundable payments will go to a good cause.

[Dana723]

Re: Menstrasurance

Should I put a stop payment on the check I sent you then?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Menstrasurance

Should I put a stop payment on the check I sent you then?

Your owner* lets you have a chequing account?


*can't recall if you're married, whether it would be "father" or "husband" so yeah "owner" works in a TC(tm) context

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Menstrasurance

Your owner* lets you have a chequing account?

*can't recall if you're married, whether it would be "father" or "husband" so yeah "owner" works in a TC™ context

That's quite rude, even by your standards, Mister Much! But there are a couple of things about this thread that surprise me. First, how come people don't build more solid structures? Our menstra-hut (rarely used since my stepdaughters have married, for I am blessed with frequent male children) is housed in a 15th century stone barn. And secondly, who writes checks these days?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Menstrasurance

I do. You can stop them.

[Dana723]

Re: Menstrasurance

Your owner* lets you have a chequing account?


*can't recall if you're married, whether it would be "father" or "husband" so yeah "owner" works in a TC™ context

I am married, with five young, clean-limbed, strapping boys. Of course my husband wrote the check as my name is not on the checking account as I contribute nothing financially to the household. I suppose I should have said, "Should my husband put a stop payment on the check?"

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Menstrasurance

Oh my, Brother! I hadn't realized that Hurricane Andrew was so very recent, or that it struck as far north as New York. It must have been terrifying.

I've heard they can strike as far north as Maine!

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Menstrasurance

Should I put a stop payment on the check I sent you then?

If you completed the insurance contract which you must have if you sent payment, you are required to pay for it. No refunds.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Menstrasurance

Are any back-dated policies available? If they're already printed perhaps I could take them off your hands. Did the policies you used to sell have a graffiti clause?

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Menstrasurance

Sister Mitza

Graffiti was included but since I haven’t had time to read the policies completely (I was too busy answering stupid questions) I am unable to give specifics. You are welcome to the back dated policies if you can send me enough money to post them. $7 should be sufficient.

In Christ
BrotherLarry

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Menstrasurance


Dear BL –
I am forwarding 2¢ which should be sufficient to cover General Post Office charges. Kind Regards, ML