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[James Dewitt]

I need 3 or 4 messicans or nigras to do fall lawn work. I have 1200 acres of leaves that will have to be cleaned up. I will pay $1.00 per bag( you supply bags and rakes) Burning is acceptable, but you must restore my lawn if you burn the grass. Contact Phebe Dewitt for consideration.

[BelieverInGod]

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I mentioned it to Leroy, but since he's now a kennel "manager" he thinks such work is below him. Although he has cleaned up well over the last couple of months, he's even starting to pronounce words correctly.

Then again, we are building a second kennel and I'm debating about whether or not to move into field trialing since it's so much bigger down here.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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This is another example of how Small Business Owners(r) create 84% of the jobs in America. But Barack HUSSEIN Obama and his cabal of Big Government tax-and-spend liberals in Washington want to RAISE taxes on the people creating good American jobs, like Brother James Dewitt!!! It's shameful.

[Lisa H]

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Brother James, your are a very generous man. Those pay rates and working conditions are very lucrative for a nigra. I am sure you will get many applicants.

[James Dewitt]

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What do I have to do offer free health insurance? Not one prospect. All right I will up the offer, free lunch, bread and water. This is getting expensive. I might have to cut out lunch at the Men's club for one day.

[MitzaLizalor]

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What do I have to do offer free health insurance?

Do people get free health insurance in America? I can get that in England, but the service is lousy! They have some nice private hospitals, though - and my "frequent flyer" insurance policy covers just about anything. Purchasing travel insurance in other countries (e.g. Switzerland) is a good way to get world wide health-cover (except in the issuing country, of course).
(Oh, it's necessary to have a residential address there.) Not sure if it covers staff, though.
Good luck with the leaves!

[Lisa H]

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What do I have to do offer free health insurance? Not one prospect. All right I will up the offer, free lunch, bread and water. This is getting expensive. I might have to cut out lunch at the Men's club for one day.

Perhaps the nigra's want to be paid in water melon and chicken.

[James Dewitt]

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Do people get free health insurance in America? I can get that in England, but the service is lousy! They have some nice private hospitals, though - and my "frequent flyer" insurance policy covers just about anything. Purchasing travel insurance in other countries (e.g. Switzerland) is a good way to get world wide health-cover (except in the issuing country, of course).
(Oh, it's necessary to have a residential address there.) Not sure if it covers staff, though.
Good luck with the leaves!

Osamba is working on it, this time next year I will have to supply them with it, or probably go to jail or some other nonsense.

Perhaps the nigra's want to be paid in water melon and chicken.

That's an idea on Friday when I pay them, I will also include a watermelon and a bucket of fried chicken. Thanks Lisa for the idea. The next time Pirate Boy calls you a dumb blond you let me know.

[James Dewitt]

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I have moved to Key West for the winter. I need some one to be a care taker on me estate until April. You will have limited access to my home, no access to my car collection.There is a 2010 Ford Pickup with a plow that you can use. No access to my man cave( that includes my BAR). Pay is $1,000 per month including food and maid service. I expect the drive way to be plowed. I expect my home to REMAIN undamaged as well as my maid. Only serious inquires pleases. Contact Sister Lycia for consideration.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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I have moved to Key West for the winter. I need some one to be a care taker on me estate until April. You will have limited access to my home, no access to my car collection.There is a 2010 Ford Pickup with a plow that you can use. No access to my man cave( that includes my BAR). Pay is $1,000 per month including food and maid service. I expect the drive way to be plowed. I expect my home to REMAIN undamaged as well as my maid. Only serious inquires pleases. Contact Sister Lycia for consideration.

Yes, Brother James has given me the task of filtering through the applicants before giving him a few names so he can make the final choice.

He's also asked me to relay the fact that no judges need apply.

[HTannor]

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He's also asked me to relay the fact that no judges need apply.

What an odd domesticus currae. Temporary residence in another state does not guarantee "safe harbor" in matters under EEO, AA, OSHA, and Freehold ordinances and regulations.

I will repair to my law library and conduct further research into legal precedents covering such potential actionable offenses.

[James Dewitt]

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What an odd domesticus currae. Temporary residence in another state does not guarantee "safe harbor" in matters under EEO, AA, OSHA, and Freehold ordinances and regulations.

I will repair to my law library and conduct further research into legal precedents covering such potential actionable offenses.

Whats the problem now? If I let a judge/ lawyer apply I might as well just ask a damn Joo to move in. Then what am I left with? A house that I will not live in.