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  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3330

    #1

    My gift to the Childrens Ministry

    I believe that just as Jesus gave us all the weapons and skills to fight ignorance and Atheism and sin, it is every fathers responsibility to do the same for the next generation so that they might one day join our Lord Jesus Christ in Heaven. Therefore I have decided to donate twenty new .22 rifles to Landover Baptist proper in Freehold, IA for the Vacation Bible Gun Camp. Those fortunate enough to attend next year will have brand new equipment.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: My gift to the Childrens Ministry

    Thank you for you generous donation Marshall. That goes with your donation to last year's Bible Gun Camp; targets quoting the Second Amendment over a silhouette of a man running with a color TV.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Marshall
      Righteous and Patriotic
      Highest body count at the VFW
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2006
      • 3330

      #3
      Re: My gift to the Childrens Ministry

      That was because of Katrina Brother Bobby. Teach them young that looting is wrong no matter what and there is never a good reason to steal property even if it is rendered worthless by God. The next shipment of targets will be wearing hajibs and mandresses like they wear in the middle east. Might as well go ahead and get the kids ready.
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: My gift to the Childrens Ministry

        Originally posted by Marshall View Post
        That was because of Katrina Brother Bobby. Teach them young that looting is wrong no matter what and there is never a good reason to steal property even if it is rendered worthless by God. The next shipment of targets will be wearing hajibs and mandresses like they wear in the middle east. Might as well go ahead and get the kids ready.
        As always Marshall like with you play ground Calderon you keep the kids in mind. Sand though by the time our kids are adults they will have to be ready to fight off the terror babies that Obama let into this country as a generational time bomb.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • Marshall
          Righteous and Patriotic
          Highest body count at the VFW
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2006
          • 3330

          #5
          Re: My gift to the Childrens Ministry

          The way I figure it, the liberals are breeding America out of existence by teaching kids that fighting is wrong and tolerating muslimism is okay. Eventually the muslims and mexicans will take over and the only ones who will be able to save America will be the God fearing, well trained generation of Christian soldiers that we are preparing now.
          I like to think that in 20 years one of our kids might grow up to be a hero like Audie Murphy or George W Bush and will be found surrounded by dead terrorists still packing a half mag of hollowpoints because he was trained not to waste ammo.
          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: My gift to the Childrens Ministry

            God Bless you Brother Marshall. You are a Godly man and you know the value of a good American weapon. We need more Christian children in the world and putting a gun and a Bible in their hands is the best way to do it.

            Your reward up in Heaven will be threefold. I personally guarantee it.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Wash O'Hanley
              Debate Moderator (and participant)
              Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
              Louder Than Reason
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2126

              #7
              Re: My gift to the Childrens Ministry

              You are an inspiration, Marshall.
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