Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

[In-Human]

As much as I'd like to present myself, it seems that I already have been presented by some admin, so I'll stick to their teaching and try to be concise.
I'm an
Unsaved trash, smartassed tool of Satan

and I look forward to make acquaintances of everybody here.


Nice to meet you all !

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Sorry, I thought this was America

Welcome to the forum. Tell us more about yourself. What false church do you attend? Why did you turn away from Jesus? What's your favorite cherry-picked Bible verse?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Sorry, I thought this was America

I don't understand? Why would I want to meet a self-confessed smart***ed tool of Satan?

Can you tell us why you choose to serve the Devil?

[In-Human]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

As much as I'd like to present myself, it seems that I already have been presented by some admin, so I'll stick to their teaching and try to be concise.
I'm an
Unsaved trash, smartassed tool of Satan

and I look forward to make acquaintances of everybody here.


Nice to meet you all !

oh, i've been hacked ... The original title of my post was "Sorry, I thought this was America"

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

Hacked, you say? Have you considered contacting our admin staff about this? We take hacking very seriously.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

Welcome friend, tell me all about your walk with Jesus and how He cured you of your deformities.

[In-Human]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

Welcome friend, tell me all about your walk with Jesus and how He cured you of your deformities.

Oh you are the first on this forum to treat me nicely. I really enjoy your open-mindednes.
I came here to discuss about beliefs in God. I'm a french Catholic, with a LOT of questions I never have been able to answer, and a passion for in-depth explanations and reasoning ( i.e. I won't be satisfied with easy answers -sorry for that ). I also think God wanted all humans to be able to be happy, with all the consequences it implies.


Nice day to you !

[SoalheiraMan]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

Oh you are the first on this forum to treat me nicely. I really enjoy your open-mindednes.
I came here to discuss about beliefs in God. I'm a french Catholic, with a LOT of questions I never have been able to answer, and a passion for in-depth explanations and reasoning ( i.e. I won't be satisfied with easy answers -sorry for that ). I also think God wanted all humans to be able to be happy, with all the consequences it implies.


Nice day to you !

Hello In-Human. I greet you with empathy because I was ostracized also for not being american.
I'm a Portuguese christian with a lot to discuss about my strong beliefs in God and Jesus.

Share with the few of us who are interested about your faith and rituals.

Where do you usually pray?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

Oh you are the first on this forum to treat me nicely. I really enjoy your open-mindednes.
I came here to discuss about beliefs in God. I'm a french Catholic, with a LOT of questions I never have been able to answer, and a passion for in-depth explanations and reasoning ( i.e. I won't be satisfied with easy answers -sorry for that ). I also think God wanted all humans to be able to be happy, with all the consequences it implies.


Nice day to you !

You'll find all True Christian™ members of this forum are nice. Truly.

No wonder you have so many questions! As a French Catholic, you must be so terribly confused! I hope you can share them with us in a civilized, polite way.

Welcome to the forums.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

Oh you are the first on this forum to treat me nicely. I really enjoy your open-mindednes.
I came here to discuss about beliefs in God. I'm a french Catholic, with a LOT of questions I never have been able to answer, and a passion for in-depth explanations and reasoning ( i.e. I won't be satisfied with easy answers -sorry for that ). I also think God wanted all humans to be able to be happy, with all the consequences it implies.


Nice day to you !

Friend, ever True Christian™ is nice. I like everyone, even queers and the coloreds. All of Gods creatures have a place and a function in life. I am amazed that God manages Heaven as well as He does what with out the homofaquals to decorate and the blackies to clean up. He does work in mysterious ways!

Discussing God is a great thing. You do know, God is Christian and catholics are not Christians, right?

I suggest you read the KJV Bible. All of it. Understand that God had the Bible written and He would not of had all of it put into words if He did not expect his Favorite People® to follow it just has He dictated.
You see friend, though many people try to make comments like "...what God meant by that was...' is far from the Truth©. God knows most people are borderline morons. So for them to understand Him, He had to have the Holy Bible written for the lowest common denominator, often foreign people. The fact is, the Bible is full of simple realities and says what it says and means what it means. No hidden 'wheres Waldo' going on, just calling a spade a spade. Simple.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

Welcome Friend! I'm just another friendly face wishing to make you feel at home here. We want you to be comfortable but please forgive us for not serving crackers and juice. Sorry, just a little Baptist joke.

Tell us about how Jesus lead you here to learn the Truth.

[In-Human]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

Hello In-Human. I greet you with empathy because I was ostracized also for not being american.
I'm a Portuguese christian with a lot to discuss about my strong beliefs in God and Jesus.

Share with the few of us who are interested about your faith and rituals.

Where do you usually pray?

Sorry for the late answer, I did not saw your post.

Hum ... Usually, I pray in my bedroom, before sleeping, to thank God for my day and repent on this day's wrong doings, as well as thanking him for the right ones he inspired me to do.
The Sunday morning, I go to the church to attend (do not know if it is the right verb) to the mass.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

Welcome, In-Human! I am delighted to see that you have decided to post a proper introduction at last.

The Sunday morning, I go to the church to attend (do not know if it is the right verb) to the mass.

Attend is a suitable verb. But (if you will allow me to correct you): On Sunday mornings I go to church to attend mass.

As you can see, American is a much more economical language than French. English speakers are not verbose. This enables us to deliver up twice the prayers in half the time.

Yours in Faith,
Joanna

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

As you can see, American is a much more economical language than French. English speakers are not verbose. This enables us to deliver up twice the prayers in half the time.

I'm given to understand that the frenchie only have about half the words that American has. This must lead to a lot of mistakes: I wonder if this is why the French are so sexually immoral?

If they don't know half the words normal people know it would explain a lot of things.

For example if a frenchie only knew half of this sentence:

"I know that Jesus hates who does not love Him; and who love the anal sex"

would read:

"I love the anal sex"

No wonder they are a country of immoral degenerates

YIC

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

I'm given to understand that the frenchie only have about half the words that American has.

You are right, as always, Dr Niles. This leads to them using the very few words that they DO have over and over again, quite unnecessarily. So, for example, they have a word for "the" and throw it around everywhere, like cheap confetti at a chav wedding, not realizing that it fails to compensate for the lack of content in their discourse.

This must lead to a lot of mistakes: I wonder if this is why the French are so sexually immoral?

I have always put that down to innate perversion, but you have certainly given me much to think about. Thank you.