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  • Old Iron Crotch
    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
    • May 2007
    • 3056

    #16
    Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

    Originally posted by Mr. Old Iron Crotch View Post
    BTW, don't you just love how Jesus instructs them to talk about is our sex life?

    I think that if Jesus were still alive, he would have plenty of sexual lessons for LBC and their ilk...
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • Vayhr of the Warhost
      Unruly True Christian™ Maverick
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2008
      • 347

      #17
      Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

      Originally posted by Mr. Old Iron Crotch View Post
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      1- Uhm, it's not sodomy if it's not a real penis.
      2- I never said she use a dildo on me.
      3- Even if she did use a dildo on me, the fact that I'm using it with a woman means *gasp* I'm gay!
      In one sentence you say "it's not sodomy if it's not a real penis", then in the following statement you say she does not use one on you. And to end it all off you try to rationalize your homosexuality. Why do you have to tip toe around the issue if you're not a fag?

      I think you're a lying sack of shit, faggot.
      (Literally, you are a sack of shit seeing as your wife packs yours.)

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      • Mr. Old Iron Crotch
        Unsaved Trash, Married to a sadistic witch
        • Oct 2008
        • 120

        #18
        Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

        Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
        In one sentence you say "it's not sodomy if it's not a real penis", then in the following statement you say she does not use one on you. And to end it all off you try to rationalize your homosexuality. Why do you have to tip toe around the issue if you're not a fag?

        I think you're a lying sack of shit, faggot.

        (Literally, you are a sack of shit seeing as your wife packs yours.)
        See, now, little boy, here's the thing; when you can change messages pretty much at will, you can have me say anything you want. Just because you want me to say something doesn't mean I did. And the fact that you can't prove a point without changing messages proves to me that you don't have a whole lot of a good point in the first place.
        I'd say be a man, leave the messages as I put them and try to prove a point without changing them. Then again, I can't expect a twelve year old like you to know anything about being a man, can I?
        Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #19
          Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

          Are you paranoid? Vahyr can't edit your messages. Only a pastor can do that. If they did, I can assume there was a good reason. Probably to erase some of your porn.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Mr. Old Iron Crotch
            Unsaved Trash, Married to a sadistic witch
            • Oct 2008
            • 120

            #20
            Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Are you paranoid? Vahyr can't edit your messages. Only a pastor can do that. If they did, I can assume there was a good reason. Probably to erase some of your porn.
            Fine, then, one of the pastors keeps changing the message. Whatever. Truth is, most of what has been said there is incorrect and if you knew more about who I am, you would realize just how stupid your lot sounds.
            Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.

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            • Vayhr of the Warhost
              Unruly True Christian™ Maverick
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2008
              • 347

              #21
              Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

              Originally posted by Mr. Old Iron Crotch View Post
              See, now, little boy, here's the thing; when you can change messages pretty much at will, you can have me say anything you want. Just because you want me to say something doesn't mean I did. And the fact that you can't prove a point without changing messages proves to me that you don't have a whole lot of a good point in the first place.
              I'd say be a man, leave the messages as I put them and try to prove a point without changing them. Then again, I can't expect a twelve year old like you to know anything about being a man, can I?
              EARTH TO RETARD!!! EARTH TO RETARD!!!

              I cannot even edit my own post after 10 minutes or so, much less yours.

              I'm not trying to prove a point. There is nothing to prove. You ARE a faggot and you DO let your wife pack your shit!!!

              YU DISGUST ME, FAGGT!!!

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              • Mr. Old Iron Crotch
                Unsaved Trash, Married to a sadistic witch
                • Oct 2008
                • 120

                #22
                Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

                Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
                EARTH TO RETARD!!! EARTH TO RETARD!!!


                I cannot even edit my own post after 10 minutes or so, much less yours.
                So I've heard. I apologize for accusing you, specifically, of editing my posts. However, someone has been making quite a few changes to them. Just like my avatar has been changed.
                Also, it doesn't change the fact that you are probably some pathetic little twelve year old who comes on here to screw with people while he isn't jacking off to his mothers Victorias Secret catalog.

                I'm not trying to prove a point. There is nothing to prove. You ARE a faggot and you DO let your wife pack your shit!!!


                YU DISGUST ME, FAGGT!!!
                You have no idea how stupid that comment makes you sound.
                First off, I am not gay. Second off, OIC has absolutly no desire to "pack my shit."
                Third off, when I have sex with her, how is that gay? See, by definition, if I, a man, enjoy sex with a woman, I am not gay. Is that hard to comprehend?
                Lastly..... I don't know if I want to reveal this little tidbit of info yet; it will blow your minds.... OK, I have a small penis so I use the dildo, not my wife.
                Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.

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                • Vayhr of the Warhost
                  Unruly True Christian™ Maverick
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 347

                  #23
                  Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

                  Originally posted by Mr. Old Iron Crotch View Post
                  Lastly..... I don't know if I want to reveal this little tidbit of info yet; it will blow your minds.... OK, I have a small penis so I use the dildo, not my wife.

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                  • Mr. Old Iron Crotch
                    Unsaved Trash, Married to a sadistic witch
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 120

                    #24
                    Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

                    Fine, you want the truth?
                    My penis is latex.
                    However, after changing nearly every post I've put on this thread, anything I say here is suspect. Could be true or it could be a "pastor" trying to make me say something will embarass me.
                    Which do you think this is?
                    Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552

                      #25
                      Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

                      Originally posted by Mr. Old Iron Crotch View Post
                      Fine, you want the truth?
                      My penis is latex.
                      However, after changing nearly every post I've put on this thread, anything I say here is suspect. Could be true or it could be a "pastor" trying to make me say something will embarass me.
                      Which do you think this is?
                      I'm pretty sure that you are a filthy demon liar pervert who has no good business hanging around this Godly forum.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Mr. Old Iron Crotch
                        Unsaved Trash, Married to a sadistic witch
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 120

                        #26
                        Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        I'm pretty sure that you are a filthy demon liar pervert who has no good business hanging around this Godly forum.

                        I'm a Pervert!
                        Excuse me, but I'm not the one going around changing everyones' messages to make it sound like they're giving graphic details of their sex lives. I'd say whoever is doing that is the pervert.
                        Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78552

                          #27
                          Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

                          Originally posted by Mr. Old Iron Crotch View Post
                          I'm a Pervert!
                          Excuse me, but I'm not the one going around changing everyones' messages to make it sound like they're giving graphic details of their sex lives. I'd say whoever is doing that is the pervert.
                          You are an admitted pervert and a liar. Get thee hence, demon!!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Vayhr of the Warhost
                            Unruly True Christian™ Maverick
                            Forum Member
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 347

                            #28
                            Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

                            Originally posted by Mr. Old Iron Crotch View Post
                            Fine, you want the truth?
                            My penis is latex.
                            However, after changing nearly every post I've put on this thread, anything I say here is suspect. Could be true or it could be a "pastor" trying to make me say something will embarass me.
                            Which do you think this is?
                            You are married to Old Iron Crotch. That is one perversion enough to prove positive that you are a disgusting sycophant. After that I wouldn't be surprised at anything you post.

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                            • Old Iron Crotch
                              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                              • May 2007
                              • 3056

                              #29
                              Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

                              Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
                              You are married to Old Iron Crotch.
                              And how does being married to a woman make him a pervert? Zeke has been engaged to Thumper for 5000 years with no sign of ever getting married. Now that is perverted. He prefers bears to broads.
                              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #30
                                Re: Westboro Baptist is pathetic

                                I think it was meant to be a compliment.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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