[OnYourKnees]

Re: Best way to cure a homer?

Homosexuality isn't an 'affliction' of any sort. It's still not confirmed the 'cause' of homosexuality, but it isn't an illness of any kind.

Rose, we're not sure of the precise cause either. The fact of the matter is, God says that it's an abomination, and that homers will be condemned.

I'm guessing you have friends who are homers, right?

Do you want them to burn in Hell for all eternity? Surely you love your friends enough to tell them that they're abominations before God and need to get right with Him, don't you?

That's all we're trying to do with this specialized forum!

[Abdul-Khaaliq]

Re: Best way to cure a homer?

As it is written in the Holy Bible(KJV) so it is written in the Holy Qur'an
(The Heights) 7:80
And Lot! (Remember) when he said unto his folk: Will ye commit abomination such as no creature ever did before you?
7:81 Lo! ye come with lust unto men instead of women. Nay, but ye are wanton folk.

They should be Stoned.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Best way to cure a homer?

As it is written in the Holy Bible(KJV) so it is written in the Holy Qur'an
(The Heights) 7:80
And Lot! (Remember) when he said unto his folk: Will ye commit abomination such as no creature ever did before you?
7:81 Lo! ye come with lust unto men instead of women. Nay, but ye are wanton folk.

They should be Stoned.

I'm sorry that you don't believe in redemption, Abdul.

After all, the Bible tells us that we shall be judged in the same manner we judge. In your days as a Muslim, you profaned the Word of God by denying Jesus' divinity. Are you redeemed, or not?

If you claim that all homers who wish to change and be redeemed should be stoned, then certainly you should be, as well.

[roserougesang]

Re: Best way to cure a homer?

I'm guessing you have friends who are homers, right?

About 5 of my great friends are bisexual, nothing wrong with that.
One of them is even a Christian.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Best way to cure a homer?

About 5 of my great friends are bisexual, nothing wrong with that.
One of them is even a Christian.

A "bisexual Christian" is an oxymoron, much like "honest liberal" or "masculine sodomite".

[roserougesang]

Re: Best way to cure a homer?

I'm not sure about homosexuals, but it IS possible for both people in a lesbian couple to be very feminine. They're known as 'lipstick lesbians'

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Best way to cure a homer?

About 5 of my great friends are bisexual, nothing wrong with that.
One of them is even a Christian.

Aside from God hating all of them for being Sodomites, it's all pretty groovy.

Oh, and the False Christian gets extra hate from God for blasphemy, claiming to be a Christian while ignoring God's Word.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Best way to cure a homer?

FYI, choice #2 is not a cure, it is an intervention. The only cure is a bonfire or a couple of well-thrown rocks.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Best way to cure a homer?

Other. Leave them alone, homosexuality is not a disease but I didn't choose the last option because obviously I don't believe in your god.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Best way to cure a homer?

Perhaps we should see about transferring ex-Brother Dave to the psychiatric wing, where he can be treated by doctors for his doubtless widely-expanded anus, and also ministered to with prayers, floggings, and be given a nice stone paperweight to serve as a daily reminder of why he must get right with God!

Oh, he is the special wing they for those who pull stunts like taking a drag queen into Sunday service and from what I've seen ex-Brother Dave is begging from Jesus' help every waking moment Brother Knees. But like I said he needs to get Jesus' help getting rid of the gay germ or what's the point? It's got to be tough love.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Best way to cure a homer?

Now I'm starting to get confused. Rosesomethingorother is talking about bisexuals in it's post http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...3&postcount=19 . As far as I'm concerned, these bisexuals don't deserve any help from us. If they're capable of having normal sex, but choose to insult Jesus by changing their minds . . . well, they should all go to Hell as far as I'm concerned! I will PM Brother On Your Knees and suggest that bisexuals should not be allowed in this forum! INFLEXIBLE GLENDORA

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Best way to cure a homer?

Now I'm starting to get confused. Rosesomethingorother is talking about bisexuals in it's post http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...3&postcount=19 . As far as I'm concerned, these bisexuals don't deserve any help from us. If they're capable of having normal sex, but choose to insult Jesus by changing their minds . . . well, they should all go to Hell as far as I'm concerned! I will PM Brother On Your Knees and suggest that bisexuals should not be allowed in this forum! INFLEXIBLE GLENDORA

Mother G, I want to remind you of a couple of things.

#1) Anyone who says they are "bisexual" is nothing but a queer. The Bible doesn't say "You aren't a sodomite if you only do it sometimes."

#2) All sodomites, including full-time pickle-lickers and part-time fudge-packers, have the choice to cease and desist their heinous perversions. They can stop choosing the Hershey highway and start fornicating with females any time they want. In other words, it is a choice to make, pure and simple. The ones who say they were born that way were taught to say that by liebral joos who want everyone to become professional victims.

So that is why bisexuals should no more be admitted than a homer of any other flavor. Praise Jesus.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Best way to cure a homer?

Where does does the rare, genuine hermaphrodite figure in all of this.

Can a hermaphrodite be straight or gay?

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Best way to cure a homer?

Brothers and sisters, beware!! The gays are like snakes. They are filled with the deadly AIDS venom. Do not stone them, because their blood can splatter. Better to burn them, but be sure to stand upwind.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Best way to cure a homer?

Where does does the rare, genuine hermaphrodite figure in all of this.

Can a hermaphrodite be straight or gay?

Probably neither, since neither set of organs would work. According to doctors at any rate.